spasmastupiflid

A mixture of spasmatic, stupid, and flidicious, used as a derogotary term for another individual.

Timmy: Dad, I broke this vase...
Father: Ohhh Timmy... you're such a spasmastupiflid!

by Toady December 20, 2004

long horn

Overly large male genetalia. Also known as a boomstick.

I am going to jam my long horn into your cum dumpster to lay a deposit.

by Toady January 02, 2004

fudge knot

Your anus - usually emits a musty smell.

I slipped in the shower and the shampoo bottle went up my fudge knot.

by Toady November 10, 2004

jammy smeg head

The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman!

Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a vulcano your covered in strawbery jam and cream! nice! gives a new meaning to the word strawberys and cream......

by toady April 06, 2004