A mixture of spasmatic, stupid, and flidicious, used as a derogotary term for another individual.
Timmy: Dad, I broke this vase...
Father: Ohhh Timmy... you're such a spasmastupiflid!
December 20, 2004
The least time you would ever entertain going down on a woman!
Having a quite spiffing time playing round then all of a sudden like a vulcano your covered in strawbery jam and cream! nice! gives a new meaning to the word strawberys and cream......