tj's definitions

atwttb

literally, "all the way to the bank"

Tim: "Did you sten that wombski?"
Vinnie: "I nailed her with a chew in!"
Tim: "ATWTTB!"
Vinnie: "Nice!"

by TJ January 28, 2003

gayteen

When someone cuddles up to a person of the same sex on their birthday, they turn Gayteen.

Kevin Eade cuddling the hetro sexual Tim Thomas on kevins 31st birthday. he didn't turn 31, he turned Gayteen

by tj September 30, 2004

Snow monkey

A canadian

people south of the border (mexicans) are monkeys, and people north of the border (canadians) are snow monkeys

by TJ May 17, 2004

assmouth

person who lips are so big that when they talk, you think a pile of shit will fly out. See shit.

You're a fucking assmouth!

by TJ December 13, 2004

camaro

The car that looks like a blurr when you blast by it in a mustang.

Friend: what the hell was that?
Me: that was just a slow-ass camaro.

by TJ January 15, 2005

ditka

the pimpingest of the pimps...always a high roller and knows how to pop the cris'

"ditka."

"you think you're a pimp? you ain't no ditka."

by tj January 1, 2004

Blargal Snarf

The threory that explains everything that is not Blargal Snarf

...too complacated for an example

by TJ January 11, 2004