tina miller's definitions

giant trombone

a giant trombone is a commonly used term, for a really big paperclip

"hey joel....can you hand me one of those giant trombones?"

by tina miller March 25, 2007

vahaudec face

1.(noun)- a look of consternation, or disappointment.
2.(noun)- the face made when straining, or struggling to prove the vahaudec prinicple

"hey...did you see that vahaudec face on liz?"
"hey...did you think joel had his vahaudec face on, when he launched that corn schooner?"

by tina miller October 22, 2008

vahaudec principle

1) a mathematical axiom used throughout the ages, to help explain why corn sharks float.
2) initially used by pioneers in plankerville to gauge density

"did you see the corn shark that joel launched in plankerville? he just proved the vahaudec principle"

by tina miller October 25, 2008

plankerville

also known as the restroom (men's or ladies); a term used to describe a safe haven, where people can poop in peace; plankerville usually has a janitor, or a person responsible for keeping it neat.

"where's joel?" "he's sick again, and had to go to plankerville"

by tina miller March 25, 2007

sink stink

1) often found in office environments; sink stink is particularly found in areas that are in close proximity to plankerville (men's and women's)

2) also found in food preparation areas, where hygiene may be compromised

1) "my god! what is that sink stink? is joel in plankerville again?"

2) "my god! what did high pants do? it smells funny"

by tina miller January 25, 2008

aroma-toking

1) an involunatary vapor inhalation, caused by a bodily function.

"paul, go to plankerville to do that! i'm aroma-toking over here"

by tina miller April 24, 2008

bracketing

1. the act of supplementing before, and after gym workouts
2. the act of visting plankerville before, and after meals

"hey is joel bracketing again?"
"yeah, but he's not in the gym this time, he's in plankerville again"

by tina miller December 31, 2007