Definitions by tina miller

high jeans 

1- (noun); food industry vernacular. term used to describe the practice of hiking one's jeans up beyond acceptable limits.
2 - (adj); slang. colorful description (usually on fridays) for food service cashiers

" did you see the high jeans on her today?"
" what about that crazy high jeans cashier?"

high jeans by tina miller February 21, 2009

vahaudec principle 

1) a mathematical axiom used throughout the ages, to help explain why corn sharks float.
2) initially used by pioneers in plankerville to gauge density

"did you see the corn shark that joel launched in plankerville? he just proved the vahaudec principle"

vahaudec principle by tina miller October 25, 2008

vahaudec face 

1.(noun)- a look of consternation, or disappointment.
2.(noun)- the face made when straining, or struggling to prove the vahaudec prinicple

"hey...did you see that vahaudec face on liz?"
"hey...did you think joel had his vahaudec face on, when he launched that corn schooner?"

vahaudec face by tina miller October 22, 2008

aroma-toking 

1) an involunatary vapor inhalation, caused by a bodily function.

"paul, go to plankerville to do that! i'm aroma-toking over here"

aroma-toking by tina miller April 24, 2008

sink stink

1) often found in office environments; sink stink is particularly found in areas that are in close proximity to plankerville (men's and women's)

2) also found in food preparation areas, where hygiene may be compromised

1) "my god! what is that sink stink? is joel in plankerville again?"

2) "my god! what did high pants do? it smells funny"

sink stink by tina miller January 25, 2008

bracketing 

1. the act of supplementing before, and after gym workouts
2. the act of visting plankerville before, and after meals

"hey is joel bracketing again?"
"yeah, but he's not in the gym this time, he's in plankerville again"

bracketing by tina miller December 31, 2007

giant trombone 

a giant trombone is a commonly used term, for a really big paperclip

"hey joel....can you hand me one of those giant trombones?"

giant trombone by tina miller March 25, 2007