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Buttertown

Buttertown is the gay district in any major city. In Toronto, Buttertown is at the intersection of Church & Wellesley, and runs a couple blocks North on Church St.
We walked through Buttertown Saturday night, just for the hell of it. We tricked Stan into going to the "Unity Barn," where he was promptly hit on by by 3 flaming homosexuals.
by Time4SumAksion March 7, 2005
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Donkey-Choker

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.
Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!
by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005
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Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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Jenny Craig's Day Off

I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.
Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
by Time4SumAksion June 11, 2006
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Ripper Bar

Another term for a strip club.

In Canada, strippers are known as rippers.
Dwayne, meet me at the ripper bar.

Did you see that girl ripping at Whiskey's the other night? She was stacked.
by Time4SumAksion August 1, 2004
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VIP Dance

A VIP Dance, also known as a private dance or lapdance occours in the VIP Room in Canadian strip clubs. VIP dances in Canada cost $20 dollars per song. Not to be confused with a table dance.

See, also: Mileage
Stripper: *In thick Romanian accent* Are you ready to go back for VIP dance?

Scott: Maybe later - I just got here.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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VIP Room

Known as a Champagne Room in the States, a VIP Room is the back room in any Canadian strip club where you receive private dances from strippers. The dancers appear fully nude, and give a "full contact," or "interactive" VIP dance. (Twenty bucks a song.) The quality of the dance (i.e. how much the girl will let you "get away with") may vary. See Mileage.
Barbie talked me back into the VIP Room for a quick dance. Six songs later, and I was out $120 bucks.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
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