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Beer Tour

The act of jumping into a vehicle with all of your buddies and a cooler full of ice cold beer, and driving around the countryside at any time of the day. This was more popular in the country where there are lots of open sideroads. The intent is to relax and enjoy each other's company, and indulge in a few cold ones. The driver is also encouraged to drink.

Beer Touring has declined in popularity in recent years, due to the po-po cracking down on drinking and driving.
"Where are Jimmy and Jake and the rest of the boys?"

"They're out on beer tour."
by Time4SumAksion January 15, 2009
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Stage Diving

The act of jumping on stage at a Ripper Bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (At one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. Could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) The stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, ass, or pussy.
Give me a fiver so I can jump on stage. That girl is hot!
by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005
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Blow-N-Go

An in-dash breathalizer that is now required by law, in Ontario, to be installed in all DUI offender's vehicles, once they have served their license suspension.

The offender must blow into the device every time the car is started. If there is any alcohol in the offender's blood stream, the car will not start.
Dick had to spend $1000 to have a Blow-N-Go put in his car.
by Time4SumAksion January 5, 2006
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Poo Legs

An uncomfortable sensation experienced by some when they need to make a bowel movement.
Barry had the poo legs, so we pulled into the nearest gas station.
by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005
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Balls Across the Nose

"Balls Across the Nose" is an act of sexual humiliation similar to teabagging, where a male will drape his testicles across the bridge of another person's nose. The "victim" is often inebriated, unconscious, or in an otherwise compromising position.
I was scared that if I dipped my nuts in Tim's mouth that he'd clamp down on them like a fox in a leg trap. So, I took the safe root and just went Balls Across the Nose. Don't worry, it was just as funny - and we got pictures.
by Time4SumAksion February 1, 2007
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Treasure Track

Also known as Treasure Trail

A soft line of hair running from below the navel to the top of the pubic area, and sometimes right into the pubes. This can be found on women, usually ones of darker skin tone. Sometimes it isn't hair, but simply a darker line of skin.
Wow, that brown girl has a cute little treasure track running down her gut.
by Time4SumAksion November 23, 2004
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The Circle Game

A game of peripheral vision, trickery and motor skills.

The game starts out when the Offensive Player creates a circle with their thumb and forefinger, not unlike an "A-Okay" signal, somewhere below his waist.

His goal is to trick another person into looking at his hand. If the Victim looks at the hand, he has lost the game, and is subsequently hit on the bicep with a closed fist, by the offensive player.

Rules:
1. The Offensive Player's hand must be below his waist.

2. The Victim should attempt to see the circle without looking down. In other words, by peripheral vision, the Victim realizes there is a circle-hand event occurring. The Victim has two possible methods to win the game:

a. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim stares the Offensive Player in the eye and says, "I'm not going to look at that." (or words to that effect.)

b. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim quickly pokes his index finger through the Offensive Player's circle-hand display. If he can poke inside and break the circle, HE wins, and gets to hit the Offensive player in the bicep. This action requires excellent motor skills (to poke the circle without actually looking directly at it.)

3. If the Victim looks at the circle, he loses (and is hit.)

4. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and misses, he loses (and is hit.)

5. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and Offensive player closes the circle, trapping Victim's finger, then the Victim loses (and is hit.)

It is customary to playfully "wipe off the hit" after it is delivered. (Quick open hand brush on the bicep.)

There is no limit on the type of distraction allowed by the Offensive Player to draw attention to the signal. A good tactic is saying, "Hey, is this yours?" Or, "You oughta try one of these."

There is no limit on the number of times a day you can try this out. You'll find some people are "easy to get" and some people have good alertness and peripheral vision, "tougher to get."
Later on in the night, after we have a few pops in us, we'll end up playing The Circle Game.
by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005
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