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Suck

"To suck" or "you suck" is derived from, or is a shortened form of "to suck dick" or "you suck dick." In effect, it is the equivalent of saying "that's gay" or "you're gay." (You suck dick, so therefore, you must be gay.) This, in turn, comes from the assumption that homosexuality is "wrong" or "bad." Therefore, if something "sucks" it is "bad."

Isn't it strange how widely accepted the term is? Everytime you hear someone say "that sucks" on TV, they are essentially saying "that sucks dick."
Lil' Timmy: Dave, you suck at hopescotch.
Dave: Frig off, Timmy - you are so gay.
by Time4SumAksion February 28, 2005
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Baby Glow

The mild buzz you feel after drinking one or two beers. This usually occurs when you haven't consumed alcohol for some period of time. (i.e. More than a couple days.) Also called a Baby Buzz.
That Carlsberg gave me a nice baby glow. I think I'm gonna have a few more.
by Time4SumAksion April 16, 2006
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Blow-N-Go

An in-dash breathalizer that is now required by law, in Ontario, to be installed in all DUI offender's vehicles, once they have served their license suspension.

The offender must blow into the device every time the car is started. If there is any alcohol in the offender's blood stream, the car will not start.
Dick had to spend $1000 to have a Blow-N-Go put in his car.
by Time4SumAksion January 5, 2006
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Poo Legs

An uncomfortable sensation experienced by some when they need to make a bowel movement.
Barry had the poo legs, so we pulled into the nearest gas station.
by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005
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Treasure Track

Also known as Treasure Trail

A soft line of hair running from below the navel to the top of the pubic area, and sometimes right into the pubes. This can be found on women, usually ones of darker skin tone. Sometimes it isn't hair, but simply a darker line of skin.
Wow, that brown girl has a cute little treasure track running down her gut.
by Time4SumAksion November 23, 2004
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Sit Down

A B.M.; a Number 2; to deficate. When a male says "I gotta sit down...!" it means he has to take a sh*t.
Danny: I'll be back in 10 mins - I gotta sit down.
by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005
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Two feet and a heartbeat

What a pathetic mutherf*cker has to use when they don't own a car, a bike, or a bus pass. (ie. Walk, jackass!)
I have no friends, no life, no job, and no money. How am I going to get to the foodbank? I guess its two feet and a heartbeat...
by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005
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