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Treasure Track

Also known as Treasure Trail

A soft line of hair running from below the navel to the top of the pubic area, and sometimes right into the pubes. This can be found on women, usually ones of darker skin tone. Sometimes it isn't hair, but simply a darker line of skin.
Wow, that brown girl has a cute little treasure track running down her gut.
by Time4SumAksion November 23, 2004
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Undergotchies

Dang, Tammy left her undergotchies in my washroom - and my girlfriend found them...!
by Time4SumAksion May 9, 2005
mugGet the Undergotchiesmug.

Ripper Bar

Another term for a strip club.

In Canada, strippers are known as rippers.
Dwayne, meet me at the ripper bar.

Did you see that girl ripping at Whiskey's the other night? She was stacked.
by Time4SumAksion August 1, 2004
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Mileage

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.
by Time4SumAksion August 15, 2006
mugGet the Mileagemug.

Half-On

A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi, Chub) Fifty percent of a Hard-On. A "bulge in the pants," as it were.
I often get a half-on while leering at females on the subway.
by Time4SumAksion September 22, 2005
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Suck

"To suck" or "you suck" is derived from, or is a shortened form of "to suck dick" or "you suck dick." In effect, it is the equivalent of saying "that's gay" or "you're gay." (You suck dick, so therefore, you must be gay.) This, in turn, comes from the assumption that homosexuality is "wrong" or "bad." Therefore, if something "sucks" it is "bad."

Isn't it strange how widely accepted the term is? Everytime you hear someone say "that sucks" on TV, they are essentially saying "that sucks dick."
Lil' Timmy: Dave, you suck at hopescotch.
Dave: Frig off, Timmy - you are so gay.
by Time4SumAksion February 28, 2005
mugGet the Suckmug.

Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."
That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.
by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004
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