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north

1. noun; Semen, cum, sperm.
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen


Derived from the porn star Peter North
1. God, I got north all over me.
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)
by Tim December 21, 2003
mugGet the northmug.

all is well in the cosmos

by tim October 20, 2003
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knoxies

large avitor glasses johnny knoxville wears. see aviators
let me wear those knoxies
by Tim October 20, 2003
mugGet the knoxiesmug.

vampik

Extremely sexy man who has billions of money and best girls.
by Tim July 21, 2004
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stavrosthewonderchicken

Fledgeling Hunter S. Thompson.
Don't bother stavrosthewonderchicken, he is just molting in preparation for his next essay.

-- Shelley Powers,
by Tim December 13, 2003
mugGet the stavrosthewonderchickenmug.

five percenter

A gorup of mostly Black men and some black woman. Most of there followers are from the hood and ghetto. And a lagre number are in the jails and prisons accross america. They beleive the black man is the supreme being on earth, and the white man is the devil. The profess to strive for knowledge/truth/understanding. There nubers are small hence 5%, research shows there real number of members accross the world are less then .003%, Most in America. They believe the White man was created by a scientist. They usually give themself a new name after they obtain "knowledge of self" aka become a five percenter. They claim to teach the truth about all things, and if they dont have an answer to something, they comment "we speak only of what we know."
My nigga Jayquam just recived knowledgeof self yester day, now he be called Everlastin. He has become a beliver in da truth now he one of us Five percenters, for life dog.
by Tim August 31, 2004
mugGet the five percentermug.

McSucks

A broken man whose lot in life has repeatedly given him the most menial tasks imaginable.
Hey McSucks! Get up to the top of that smokestack and change the damn lightbulb!
by Tim February 6, 2004
mugGet the McSucksmug.

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