old balls

An young man who has extemely old charastics, also see Todd Wilson

by Tim April 12, 2005

super blumkin

where you sit on the toilet and take a shit eat a sub and get head at the sametime

by Tim January 02, 2005

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003

plural of peckerwood. white folks. honkeys. crackers.

Look at all these peckerwoods shopping at the Gap.

by Tim June 18, 2006

by Tim August 13, 2004

A.K.A "Busting out a Shawn Micheals Pose". The outstanding pose that Shawn Micheals would bust out as he entered the ring.

After bowling a strike, I BOASMP, and chicks were all over me.

by tim March 20, 2005

A Hong Kong based singer who sells pork at local butcher shop. He is well known for his girlfriend Hilary Chan.

by Tim October 24, 2004