One of the many names from an early Dave Letterman skit called "Name your baby when you're angry". Includes the names Crib Lizard and Mr. Drips. Can be used in place of the word baby.
by ThunderMummy October 28, 2005
Pure example of the power of marketing to people devoid of critical and independent thinking. Coffee chain whose business model is "what if we franchised the Death Star?" and sells millions of cups of coffee a year that tastes like it was brewed through the assholes of musty cadavers. Usually seen being consumed by soccer moms, overprivileged teenagers, and prissy douche bags who move into already gentrified urban heighborhoods but consider themselves edgy and courageous for living in the city. Just like you can get an elephant to fly if you strap a big enough jet engine on its back, Starbucks sells a shitload of coffee by forcing the idea that coffee should be expensive, shitty, and logoed to the above mentioned people.
I used to drink coffee for 60 cents a cup at my favorite diner but it was torn down to put in a Starbucks. If I wanted to drink that shit I'd microwave some rat turds in vinegar.
by ThunderMummy October 27, 2005
Was like Czechoslovakia, that is before communism came to an end, and is now worse. Has nice parts but suffers from childish inferiority complex to Illinois. That is silly, because while Chicago is a fine town, the rest of Illinois is a wasteland.
by ThunderMummy October 28, 2005
Slang for Tioga Point, the cofluence of the Susquehanna and Chemung Rivers. Holds much historical significance in early U.S. history but in modern times came to be associated with the (closed by police order)Tioga Point Inn. Also known as "the Point". A little backwater hellhole for NYC drug dealers to get/trade product and fuck fat chicks with bad hair.
I did my one stop shopping last night at the Point. I got drunk, laid, and herpes all by midnite! Have you seen my weed?
by ThunderMummy October 27, 2005
Capital of Maryland. Has many cool attributes despite most of its inhabitants. Many of the people are move ins who have decided that the city should be the model for Stepford wives everywhere. Had a cool working town flavor that is now virtually gone (The Little Campus was replaced by a fucking Irish Bar). Speaking of fucking Irish bars, every vomit reaked doorfront that charges $6 a Harp and thinks it is above Natty Bo calls itself an Irish Bar. They put O' or Mc or OAK in their name and get every 1/32 Irish blood and up motherfucker to pat themselves on the back for coming from someplace else. It is so obnoxious even Bostonians say "dude, too much". Full of fat fucking tourist who fill up the sidewalk as they ooh and aah at the overpriced cheesy nautical shit in the windows or stare at the Laura Ashley window that they could stare at back home. The food is 2/3 shitty as most involves $8 hamburgers, greasy crabcackes with non-Maryland crabmeat, and spoiled shellfish. Used to be cool but now full of pricks with lots of money but no class.
Did you hear, Annapolis just plowed under their last green space to put in a housing tract of McMansions. It is going to be called "Annapolis Greens"
by ThunderMummy October 27, 2005