People who are prone to tell you how great they are. Fond of touting their robust economy while failing to mention it was built on the foundation of an E.U. welfare state. Think everything Celtic is romantic, special, unique blah blah blah. Sometimes consider the Scotch and Welsh as Celtic kinsman and sometimes exclude them for not not being true Celts (as if Ireland has the only claim). Say they have their own language but unlike Wales, no one can actually speak it and haven;t for years (That makes them posseurs). Their beer is overrated (Beamish is really good, but doesn't have Guiness' marketing) food sucks (this ain't no France) and sometimes call themselves the blacks of Europe (this is especially offensive, yes they were oppressed but is this the equivalent of enslavement? Only a douchebag Irishman would think so). Do have a good history of music (the folk shit gets old but they can boast of Van Morrison, U2, Thin Lizzie etc.) The one factor that redeems the Irish? They can shit in a bag, stamp made in Ireland on it, and sell it to stupid Americans for $50.
Irish-American wannabe: Kiss Me I'm Irish
Irishman: Where you from?
IAW: Boston, Red Sox Rule!
Irishman: (shitting in a bag) Would you like to buy an authentic Irish souvenir?
Irishman: Where you from?
IAW: Boston, Red Sox Rule!
Irishman: (shitting in a bag) Would you like to buy an authentic Irish souvenir?
by ThunderMummy October 31, 2005
(n)- Girl who loves cock. Not derogatory. Just a girl who has a natural appreciation for all things dick.
by ThunderMummy November 22, 2005
The best bar food ever! Fried chicken wings basted in a hot sauce and served with a side of celery and bleu cheese. You dip the wings into the blue cheese and throw the celery on the floor. The best wings are from the Buffalo NY area and the farther you get away the greater likelihood that the wings will suck. Not that you can't get good wings in the rest of upstate NY or even Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and the Twin Tiers (NY/Pa border) but the real deal is in Buffalo. Douche bags claim that the shitty, rubberry, no taste wings one can find in chains like Hooter's and BW3's are good example of Buffalo Wings. The shittiest wings under red heat lamps in gas stations in the above mentioned areas are better than these shitty chain restaurant wings. Also, stupid motherfuckers dip their wings in ranch dressing. Why don't you just mosey on down to the Old Country Buffet, close your eyes and have them pump what leftover shit they have after the early bird special down your throat and top it off with a quart of Hidden Valley Ranch! Any douchebag that thinks ranch is a compliment to buffalo wings needs to be castrated with a shrimp fork. Note: you can't get good Buffalo wings in Chicago, Miami, and New York although residents there think you can. They have wings in Philly but nobody claims they're the best,and they don't eat wings in L.A. because they are assholes.
Dude, if they were that good they would be called NYC wings and not Buffalo wings, so take your pizza pie and cram it up your ass!
by ThunderMummy October 27, 2005
Strange, odd and disconcerting person. Much like the food stuff that is a potato chip, but not really a potato chip
That new guy is a fucking pringle. I wouldn't be surprised if he has his whole family and a pack of squirrels buried under his crawl space.
by ThunderMummy October 28, 2005
by ThunderMummy October 28, 2005
You: "I'm from California where everything is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
Me: Uh huh.
Me: Uh huh.
by ThunderMummy November 21, 2005
A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.
by ThunderMummy October 28, 2005