Probably the most misunderstaood city in the U.S. Those not familiar with the city are usually aware of the Revolutionary history and maybe some unique quirks like cheesesteaks and pretzels. Philadelphia suffers from a bit of red headed stepchild syndrome in that it is a major population center with a unique character but largely goes unrecognized in the American psyche due to the overbearing reputation of nearby New York. The two cities are extremely different and Philadelphians take (sometimes hostile) offense to outsiders who don't bother to understand this. New Yorkers tend to have an arrogance that everything is better in their city. Actually some things are better in Philadelphia. Check it out, just don't mouth off because even though it is the City of Brotherly Love, the inhabitants aren't above giving you a brotherly pop in the mouth.
My girlfriend's folks are coming over to dinner and they have never been to Philadelphia. I guess I'd better get rid of the Schmidt's and invest in some Dockstreet.
by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
Get the Philadelphiamug. by ThunderMummy November 05, 2005
Get the bafaikismug. A hair style related to but distinct from the mullet, hockey hair, Kentucky waterfall, and Cincinnati toupee. The ape drape is defined by its vigorous growth and lack of part. The drape should be shorter in the front but should ease in gracefully to the shoulders without showing any signs of human intervention. In the dim light of an alley, ape drapes should give their owners the silhouette of a mountain gorilla.
by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
Get the Ape Drapemug. Usually a breakup maneuver. Involves inserting a dildo or vibrator (preferably going full tilt) in your partner's ass during intercourse, and, at the fateful moment, pushing it knuckle deep. The ultimate send off in that you leave with out any regard for how the other person rectifies the situation.
I should have finished getting my stuff out of her apartment before I gave her the old love 'em and leave 'em
by ThunderMummy November 02, 2005
Get the love 'em and leave 'emmug. (n)- Girl who loves cock. Not derogatory. Just a girl who has a natural appreciation for all things dick.
by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
Get the pipe huggermug. Ivy League school that has inflated opinion of itself. Expensive investment as a hope for for success
#1 "My senior thesis at Princeton concerned Hegel and his..."
#2 "Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me my pizza"
#2 "Dude, just shut the fuck up and give me my pizza"
by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005
Get the Princetonmug. Pure example of the power of marketing to people devoid of critical and independent thinking. Coffee chain whose business model is "what if we franchised the Death Star?" and sells millions of cups of coffee a year that tastes like it was brewed through the assholes of musty cadavers. Usually seen being consumed by soccer moms, overprivileged teenagers, and prissy douche bags who move into already gentrified urban heighborhoods but consider themselves edgy and courageous for living in the city. Just like you can get an elephant to fly if you strap a big enough jet engine on its back, Starbucks sells a shitload of coffee by forcing the idea that coffee should be expensive, shitty, and logoed to the above mentioned people.
I used to drink coffee for 60 cents a cup at my favorite diner but it was torn down to put in a Starbucks. If I wanted to drink that shit I'd microwave some rat turds in vinegar.
by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005
Get the starbucksmug.