tht! tne's definitions

orter

it is an abbreviation of "ought to," meaning that the subject of the sentence is obliged to perform said act.

i orter wash these 'ere britches 'fore'n go i to da hootenanny.

by tht! tne June 26, 2005

needs more phil collins

originating in online community we are the music makers, "needs more phil collins" signifies a poignant lack of phil collins in anything you please. usually it can be easily corrected by adding just the right amount of him, be it a jpeg or maybe midi samples of relevant phil collins musical endeavors.

"i'm sorry tue, but your submission for the university art contest needed more phil collins.

perhaps refer to your classmates' submissions. the world is just a better place with appropriate amounts of phil collins."

by tht! tne January 1, 2005

crab soccer

crab soccer is a game that we used to play back in elementary school during physical education. the class would be split into two teams, each opposing one another from the baselines at either side of the gym. the centre line would be stockpiled with foam rubber balls about 1 foot in diameter, and when the coach blows the whistle you scuttle around in a moving backbend, hands and feet on the floor but body up, parallel to the floor... you look like a crab, hence the name.

it's hard as a mug to play crab soccer but it's also funny, as a mug.

by tht! tne May 30, 2005

kool keith

kool keith is the best MC ever. he's better than every other MC.

i like to listen to records by kool keith.

by tht! tne April 20, 2005

instupituous

this neologism stems from the seminal hip-hop release deltron 3030 by the group of the same name (dan the automator, del tha funkee homosapien, kid koala), specifically track 3, "the fantabulous rap extravaganza."

usage: instupituous refers to something that is beyond dope, possibly interspatial, maybe boasting jet propulsion or at least better rhymes than any you've ever heard, including the time your cousin d-pennyweight busted freestyles for an hour and a half while you and your girl jammed to it by a bonfire on the beach out of the back of a 1967 chevy nova.

be there for the rap battle
it's going to be interspectacular!
fantabulous!
it'll blow your socks off
it's one of those things where machine vs. man
man vs. woman
woman vs. your mother
be there intergalactic rap battle,
it's instupituous!

by tht! tne January 5, 2005

stuck with the mope

variant: mopemouth

when you have done something inexorably foolhardy, and then you, have been stuck with the mope. nothing that you can say or do will regain you a measure of dignity that day. you are stuck with the mope, causing you a bastion of shame until you can incrementally redeem yourself.

gentleman #1: *says something inexcusably dull or vulgar*
gentleman #2: "..."
gentleman #3: "holy shit gentleman #1, you are fucken, stuck with the mope."
gentleman #2: "agreed, you got the mopemouth somethin' awful motherfucker."
gentleman #1: *shamefully recedes into background plotting redemptive act*

by tht! tne April 7, 2005

daddy longlegs

a goddamn spider with long spindly ones that i HATE!!! motherfucker. daddy longlegs may be somewhere and you didn't know it 'cos that bitchass is nigh on invisble, cunt spider wankstain daddy longlegs i hate you!!!!!!!

marcus didn't know that unbeknownst to his a daddy longlegs was approaching, goddamn!

by tht! tne May 22, 2005