Tom taylor has a couple of "parents" one a whore and one impotent lol might aswell get some real parents!!
by Thomas Johnson June 06, 2003
This is my favourite saying.. i mean you gota admit that it is. it is best used to describe my realtionship with tingz, although it also implys wot me and jackie do at the weekend in each others sweaty toes! wet wet wet
by Thomas Johnson June 09, 2003
oh the screwdriver, my trusty screwdriver. boy this has come in handy on a few occasions....lolol! just a few.. i think not! yeah man, you can use this bitch for all types of things: ramming up bob and rikkys hair arses, protection, even doing D.I.Y around the house
by Thomas Johnson June 07, 2003
This is my business. I use it to trick the pigs innit. People come to me to pick up, and i just stick a bit of green or some jills in their ice cream, nah wot i mean.
by Thomas Johnson June 11, 2003
by thomas johnson June 30, 2003
this is a phat place but it is also proper norty. i have bare fights here and its where my enemys grant and mitchell sometimes cotch. its actually called jangles but it is such a wicked place.
"BO! jangles, that is a dangerous place bruv dont go there seriously. some norty people cotch der" -a kid in stortford warning a reporter.
by Thomas Johnson June 12, 2003
by thomas johnson July 30, 2003