23 definitions by thespectacularone
The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity.
This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.
This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.
by thespectacularone April 12, 2009
The intense climax of sexual energy after a good round of sex or masturbation. It's as if your life flashes before your very eyes as you stare blankly into the walls or ceiling while the violent tingling/jerking sensation coarses through your body. You may let out a low, soft moan or a good, loud yell during an orgasm. Strength of the orgasm varies on mood and stamina of the sex parters. The better the mood and the greater the energy, the stronger the orgasm is. Best damn feeling in the world, until you realize you forgot to pull out at the last second.
I yelled out my girl's name between the moans as I collapsed on her with the orgasm completely taking over my body.
by thespectacularone May 11, 2009
An interesting book genre mostly aimed at the older teen/young adult crowd. The stories told in these books usually reflect life in the city, with a character experiencing a recent hardship and getting over it. Most urban fiction novels tend to have a lot of erotica in them, as sex is a very common happening in them. Poking around in this section at the library can net you some really good finds. If you don't live in a big city, then these stories will pretty much give you a small (if exaggerated) taste of what living in a large city is.
A good urban fiction novel I've read told of a group of friends, most of them coming from dark backgrounds who manage to stick together throughout their childhood and into their adult years. It may sound silly here, but if you read the story you'll understand the whole thing.
by thespectacularone June 3, 2009
Impervious; incapable of being damaged; invincible.
Meaning you can't destroy whatever it is you're trying to bust up.
Meaning you can't destroy whatever it is you're trying to bust up.
When Super Mario grabs a Starman he becomes totally indestructible. Now where were those things when he had to face Bowser?
by thespectacularone March 4, 2009
When you're strolling down the land of make-believe and suddenly a ferocious beast with powers far surpassing your own attacks you out of nowhere- only this time it's in real life. When your girlfirend wants some attention, she'll get it one way or another.
Player 1: Hey, after this run, I'm gonna have to bounce.
Player 2: Why?
Player 1: I've got a little girlfriend aggro here.
Player 2: Why?
Player 1: I've got a little girlfriend aggro here.
by thespectacularone April 13, 2009
Slang term meaning that one is just willing to have sex. It's like having a friend with benefits. Just make sure the participating members are clean and use as much birth control as possible.
Penny was a girl who was always "down to fuck". We had so much fun together. I hope her birth control lasts!
by thespectacularone November 22, 2009
What happened when somebody decided to cross tighty whities and boxers. This resulted in one of the best inventions for men since sliced bread, period. Women love a man in boxer briefs, just ask any girl yourself. These comfortable pieces of underwear have the stretchiness and cradling feature of normal briefs while still retaining that loose feel of the boxer in one neat little package. Now you can wear tighter underwear without people ridiculing you or feeling all that extra wind around your thighs while not having to deal with your package flapping about at the same time. On a comfort scale, boxer briefs are perfect for guys who like to wear pants and like to be active. These things will get the job done for you.
I'm obsessed with boxer briefs... I have like 20 pairs, but I need more! The girls are loving me man, loving me!
by thespectacularone May 8, 2009