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Definitions by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift

hey fuck you buddy

A funny, yet nicer way to say fuck you or to offend your friends.
Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"
An age to describe someone who is young, annooying, and immature.
Ya-"bobby likes pokemon"
Me-"that shits for 11teen year olds"

Fingerboard 

A miniature skateboard that is very fun and time consuming, one on the nerdiest things ever unless you were good at them. ppl used to play with them all the time in the 8th grade, a company called SimilarDevice tried to copy a 2 dollar cheap imitation of the Tech Deck but they had no grip and sucked ass.
Fiend-"Finger skateboards are dumb"
Me-"to you cuz you suck at them"
Fiend-"only 11teen yr olds play with fingerboards"
Me-"Dude you're a tool, you cant even play with toys correctly. YOU SUCK AT LIFE!"

sucking at life 

A title some are deemed with after years of complaining, self-doubt, and depression.
John dobbs sucks at life.

humanitus 

An award for tv shows that dont use words like "retarded."
Mub-"thats retarded..And queer."