Fingerboard

A miniature skateboard that is very fun and time consuming, one on the nerdiest things ever unless you were good at them. ppl used to play with them all the time in the 8th grade, a company called SimilarDevice tried to copy a 2 dollar cheap imitation of the Tech Deck but they had no grip and sucked ass.
Fiend-"Finger skateboards are dumb"
Me-"to you cuz you suck at them"
Fiend-"only 11teen yr olds play with fingerboards"
Me-"Dude you're a tool, you cant even play with toys correctly. YOU SUCK AT LIFE!"
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sucking at life

A title some are deemed with after years of complaining, self-doubt, and depression.
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M D lounge

McDonald's.. A spot where broke small-towners hang out.
"I'm workin' over at the M D lounge."

"Let's go chill, and hit up the M D lounge shall we?"
"Chess."
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b.g.'s

Bubbleguts, when you're nevous. Also known as butterflies.
"Man, I gots the b.g.'s"
"b.g.'s?"
"Yea, bubbleguts."
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back rack

The back fat directly behind the titties on an obese woman, her back tits.
"OMG look at that back rack, thats disgusting, its coming after me!"
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leather toungue

When you are sick, and cant breathe through your nose, and when you wake up in the morning your toungue is like a dried up piece of leather.
"Man I am sick as hell, this morning i had leather toungue like a mofo."
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