Schrödinger

A big cock

Girl (12 years old): Holy guacamole I have never seen a schrödinger before!
Me (43 years old): Yes I know and it's still fresh even though I'm 43
Girl (12 years old): Isn't that a bit weird that you're 43 and im 12?
Me (43 years old): No? There's nothing weird about it; I'll come over to your house tommorow, just make sure your parents aren't home.
Girl (12 years old): Okay, hehe.
Me (43 years old): Can't wait to have SOOOOO much fun.

by theblueytimes November 26, 2024

Dick

Your little wee wee that is GREAT for deepthroating, giving it girls, BUT NEVER ever give it guys unless you're a homosexual.

Jennifer: Hey..can I suck your dick for you? -chuckle-
Rodrick: Oh yes mommy, suck it all day long, we'll have to install a glory hole at work soon. Oh fuck.
Jennifer: I'm so glad that third middle leg never developed, holy fuck, augh.

by theblueytimes April 02, 2024

Deadly

To mean awesome, great, excellent. (Aboriginal, Irish)

aboriginal: deadly, right?
racist australian: shut it abo

by theblueytimes September 22, 2023

Casual game

The thing on steam that is always an anime game like wtf

Girl (12 years old): Wanna play a casual game?
Me (43 years old): You mean the anime dating sim?

by theblueytimes November 26, 2024

Coke

1. The drink 40 year old white women LOVE.
2. Cocaine, the wild ride that sets your senses on fire!

1. Damn, Karen, did you see Linda chugging that Coke like her life depended on it? It's like she's on a mission to prove her undying love for the stuff!
2. Dude, I saw Tom at the party last night, and he was so high on coke.

by theblueytimes May 23, 2023

wedel

1. A short distance
2.Someone short in height
3. A small size

1. I can't believe he's so wedel!
2. He's a bit wedel, wish he was taller.
3. His dick was way too wedel!, wishing it was a schrödinger.
4. That race track was very wedel.

by theblueytimes May 27, 2024

Hoe

One of those fucking milfs you see on the sidewalk with HUGE tiddies and the biggest ass you may ever see.

George: damn shes a hoe
Michael: yes frr chat eat her ass everyday bro

by theblueytimes May 27, 2024