theblueytimes's definitions

Hoe

One of those hot chicks in middle school

George: Bro did you see Patrisha? she's a damn hot looking hoe!
Patrisha: Excuse me!? Go fuck yourself

by theblueytimes August 24, 2023

Schrödinger

A big cock

Girl (12 years old): Holy guacamole I have never seen a schrödinger before!
Me (43 years old): Yes I know and it's still fresh even though I'm 43
Girl (12 years old): Isn't that a bit weird that you're 43 and im 12?
Me (43 years old): No? There's nothing weird about it; I'll come over to your house tommorow, just make sure your parents aren't home.
Girl (12 years old): Okay, hehe.
Me (43 years old): Can't wait to have SOOOOO much fun.

by theblueytimes November 26, 2024

Dick

Your little wee wee that is GREAT for deepthroating, giving it girls, BUT NEVER ever give it guys unless you're a homosexual.

Jennifer: Hey..can I suck your dick for you? -chuckle-
Rodrick: Oh yes mommy, suck it all day long, we'll have to install a glory hole at work soon. Oh fuck.
Jennifer: I'm so glad that third middle leg never developed, holy fuck, augh.

by theblueytimes April 2, 2024

Alexander Hamilton

my name is alexander hamilton

Alexander Hamilton: Alexander Hamilton...My name is Alexander Hamilton

by theblueytimes February 1, 2025

holy shit

The word I say during sex

Girl (12 years old): Fuck, fuck, fuck, augh augh augh!
Me (43 years old): Holy shit aughhhhhh!

by theblueytimes November 26, 2024

Hoe

One of those fucking milfs you see on the sidewalk with HUGE tiddies and the biggest ass you may ever see.

George: damn shes a hoe
Michael: yes frr chat eat her ass everyday bro

by theblueytimes May 27, 2024

Coke

1. The drink 40 year old white women LOVE.
2. Cocaine, the wild ride that sets your senses on fire!

1. Damn, Karen, did you see Linda chugging that Coke like her life depended on it? It's like she's on a mission to prove her undying love for the stuff!
2. Dude, I saw Tom at the party last night, and he was so high on coke.

by theblueytimes May 23, 2023