Definitions by the worst guy ever

Blender 

1. A common kitchen appliance, usually used to liquify or crush food
2. A popular 3d modeling program, usually used to create 3d models and render them

1.
Bob: wha... where am i...where are my... schizophrenia pills
*turns on blender*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bob then shortly died.
2.
Bob...?: I'm gonna make a 3d mod.. model!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOB
Bob...?: Im just fine... what are you on about... now let me load up blender and make a 3d model
Bob... actually probably not bob, then made a 3d model on blender... it was very abstract and weird

Blender by the worst guy ever August 25, 2024

Bob and Dave 

The 2 characters in all of my urban dictonary definitions, they appear together, or only one of them, they are sometimes seen as friends, sometimes seen as enemies, and their mainly just placeholder characters

Bob: Hi dave!
Dave: Hi bob!
Bob and Dave: We are Bob and Dave!

Bob and Dave by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAPWA 

Wha... what did... why did you search this?

Bob:WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAPWA
Dave: What the fuck

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAPWA by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyandznowiknowmyabcsnexttimewontyousingwithme 

The entire fucking alphabet, including the words, why did you search this?????

Bob: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyandznowiknowmyabcsnexttimewontyousingwithme
Dave: Why did you just sing the entire abcs including the words

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyandznowiknowmyabcsnexttimewontyousingwithme by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023

Rizz 

Internet slang for charisma, specifically romantic charisma

Bob: Do you think i got rizz, dave?
Dave: No.
Bob: But watch this!
Bob: Hey uhh... are you a blender.. because uh...
Darav:What the actual fuck.

Rizz by the worst guy ever September 14, 2023

Urban dictonary

A website with loads of sexual, and more, content on it, also what this definition is on

Dave: Who said I was some guys hallucination on urban dictonary?
Me: Me.
Dave: FUCK YOU

Urban dictonary by the worst guy ever September 4, 2023

Definition 

What this is, the noun of "define"

Bob: I made a definition on urban dictionary!

Bob: Wait hold on, forgot to take my schizophrenia pills.

Bob: Yeah, I shouldn't, what's the point of them anyway, I think they cause my schizophrenia! Thanks dave!

Definition by the worst guy ever September 4, 2023