the wicked chica's definitions

Goetta Bong

The act of folding a paper plate in half and putting it into your mouth funnel style to get the last bits of goetta off the plate. Usually performed at Goetta Fest although socially acceptable anywhere goetta is served on paper plates.

Anna Maried tapped the Goetta bong after Steve, Nikki, Theresa & Kelly finshed the 10-way.

by the wicked chica August 21, 2010

Ass Halo

The impression the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting for an extended period of time.

I sat on the can playing Tetris for so long that I have an ass halo.

by The Wicked Chica May 12, 2010

ho bath

Using baby wipes to clean armpits, vagina, penis, butt crack when you don't have time to shower.

I hit the ladies room & took a ho bath before heading to happy hour.

by the wicked chica November 26, 2009

Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010

Republican threesome

A threesome that doesn't involve nudity or penetration.

We invited her back to my place for a Republican threesome, I kissed her while he fondled & caressed her over her clothes.

by the wicked chica November 18, 2009

Friend-cestuous

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.

You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.

by The Wicked Chica October 21, 2010