the voice of the common cock

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.

Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

sturgeon

Another name for a long hard penis.

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

crasexican

A hybrid between the words crasian and mexican. Often found in dumpsters because they are unwanted.

Aaron- "Yo homes I hear ya got that crasian pregnant"

Riccardo-"Yea looks like we got another crasexican on the way."

Aaron- "Shit man, those things give me the creeps."

by the voice of the common cock December 15, 2010

wack dat crusty

The act of shaving a premature mustache

Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

Mulched

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!

by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013

stinky fuck doodle

when a man has had sex with various animals, his penis begins to stink like animal shit.

dude i just saw aaron fucking yet another goat, he has to have a stinky fuck doodle by now.

by the voice of the common cock August 18, 2010