the voice of the common cock

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.
Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock
by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010
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Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.
Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
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crasexican

A hybrid between the words crasian and mexican. Often found in dumpsters because they are unwanted.
Aaron- "Yo homes I hear ya got that crasian pregnant"

Riccardo-"Yea looks like we got another crasexican on the way."

Aaron- "Shit man, those things give me the creeps."
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sturgeon

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?
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wack dat crusty

Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.
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scorching balls

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."
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the voice of the common cock

Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.
Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock
by the voice of the common cock September 29, 2010
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