A word used to add emphasis to a statement. Taken from the similar phrase "hella" and modified by over-educated douchebags from the Pacific Northwest for no apparent reason.
Trevor: Hey Josh! Your cargo pants are hecca sweet?
Josh: Thanks, dude! Wanna go to Starbucks and get a latte?
Josh: Thanks, dude! Wanna go to Starbucks and get a latte?
by The Slow Kid April 13, 2006
n. The putrid, festering liquid that accumulates along curbs and in potholes on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras Juice is usually made up of several distinct liquids, including (but not limited to): beer, spit, urine, Pat O'Brien's hurricanes, semen, human blood, rainwater, mucous, suntan lotion, feces, sweat, pig's blood, assorted other alcoholic beverages and soft drinks, breast milk, tears of lost souls, and rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.
Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
That guy just stepped ankle-deep into a puddle of Mardi Gras Juice. If that were me I'd cut off my own foot.
by The Slow Kid July 08, 2006
This was a frantic plea from an annoying yet harmless college punk who decided to ask John Kerry one too many questions from the "open mic". Ironically (and tragically) his request to not be tazed was immediately followed by the actual tazing, since the crack group of security guards immediately assessed him as a threat to John Kerry, himself, and the crowd. Nice going security guards, enjoy your unpaid vacation.
"Don't taze me bro!.... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Why? Why?"
by The Slow Kid October 04, 2007
A joke phrase used as a follow-up to "Joe Mama". This makes the victim of the joke feel even more insulted if they fall for it twice. Similar in execution to the "Deez Nuts" type of joke.
John: "Hey, someone was looking for you while you were gone."
Mike: "Yeah, who?"
John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!
Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."
John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."
Mike: "Who?"
John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!
Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"
Mike: "Yeah, who?"
John: "Joe Mama!!! Ahhhhh!!!!
Mike: "Aw, fuck you man."
John: "No, seriously, there were two people here asking for you."
Mike: "Who?"
John: "Joe Mama, ANGIE DADDY!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!! Dumbass!
Mike: "Go to hell, asshole!"
by The Slow Kid May 16, 2006
THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.
by The Slow Kid October 05, 2007