Definitions by the shonny

Presstitute 

Female journalist who plays on connections or sex to compensate for inaptitude.

Andrea Mitchell is a presstitute, lacking in skill, compensating with shrill.
The inane presstitutes sat in the sofa flashing legs and boobs, trying to sound important, but all amounted to the usual empty-headed blabbering.

Presstitute by the shonny May 10, 2017

Turk 

A backward aggressive person who doesn't quite understand that he (usually) is a social pariah. Used derogatively especially in Australia.

Abdul is such a turk, he has no idea about how to interact with other people.

Turk by the shonny March 13, 2017

Old bean

Term of endearment used by men when addressing an old friend, emphasising that you are pleased to see him.
It is absolutely neutral, and if anything a bit fuzzy warm.
Very Wodehousian.

Good to see you again, old bean!
Best of luck, old bean!
Still married to that gorgeous blonde, old bean?

Old bean by the shonny May 18, 2009