Definitions by the real DTRAIN

darwin sweater 

Chest hair, or for that matter back hair.

After peeling off his Roots muscle shirt everyone on the beach was mesmorized by Steve's darwin sweater.

darwin sweater by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

eraser end nipples 

Large succulent nips. See also Jumbo eraser end nipples

You could hang your dry cleaning from her eraser ends.

eraser end nipples by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

Jumbo eraser end nipples 

Double XL nipples. See also eraser end nipples.

Lequisha grooved on having her jumbo eraser ends chewed on.

Jumbo eraser end nipples by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

mouse on the moon 

Cock and balls are placed behind the legs, hence your mouse in on your moon. An advanced flashing/mooning/BA hanging technique.

Instead of hanging a BA at the busload of schoolgirls Travis deciced to give them the patented mouse on the moon.

mouse on the moon by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

Pork tits 

Bitch Tits, Man Tits, big meaty man boobs.

The tank top Steve was wearing couldn't contain his dd pork tits.

Pork tits by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

slam the spam 

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.

After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

slam the spam by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005