the random.'s definitions

Squat

The thing you actually need to do to poop.

Person 1: I poop sitting.
Person 2: You should poop squatting.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's healthier.

by the random. October 5, 2021

squid loli

an Inkling girl

do not lewd the squid loli

by the random. October 25, 2022

Bread

Food made of flour, water, and yeast or another leavening agent, mixed together and baked.

Joe ate some bread

by the random. October 29, 2021

mental orgasm

When you see something attractive and your brain automatically generates erotic mental images in your head.

He got a mental orgasm from seeing a petite woman.

by the random. August 29, 2025

Kain Highwind

A character in FF4, he allies with Cecil to counter evil.

Kain Highwind is badass.

by the random. November 15, 2021

Medic Girlfriend

You know what this is.

Soldier: Medi-
Medic Girlfriend healing a (class) Boyfriend: NO!!

by the random. October 30, 2021

tears

Lacrimal fluid that is expelled from the eyes as small drops, caused by intense emotion, pain, irritation, or nasal congestion

Shedding tears is referred to as weeping if it's quiet, crying if it's a little loud, and sobbing if it's loud.

by the random. November 30, 2021