the random.'s definitions

bunny instincts

Instincts to constantly fuck like rabbits. May or may not involve breeding.

''He has a lot of siblings because his parents have bunny instincts.''

by the random. January 28, 2026

Painis

Another word for penis, popularized by the TF2 community. Derived from the Soldier's voice line: ''Pain is weakness leaving the body,'' >>> ''PAINIS weakness leaving the body.''

painis in the ainis

by the random. October 27, 2025

Gooning

A word that no definition in Urban Dictionary seems to get right. Gooning means intense masturbation.

i'm gooning

by the random. October 14, 2025

mental orgasm

When you see something attractive and your brain automatically generates erotic mental images in your head.

He got a mental orgasm from seeing a petite woman.

by the random. August 29, 2025

Arnold Schwarzeafricanamerican

A less racist nickname for Arnold Schwarzenegger, as his surname has the N-word in it.

Arnold Schwarzeafricanamerican served as Governor of California between 2003 and 2007. He was then reelected to a second term in 2006, serving out this full term and leaving office in January 2011.

by the random. July 20, 2025

dumbaxe

Another word for dumbass. It may be used as a milder version of the word.

I can't think of an example sentence for the word dumbaxe.

by the random. July 19, 2025

nomedy

Comedy that's meant to be funny but isn't.

''I was forced to watch 13 hours of nomedy.''

by the random. July 14, 2025