the one's definitions

access

to gain entrance to.

i gained access to that girls pussy

by the one October 20, 2003

wife beater

A slow witted often muscular male that sees it fit to hit his equally trashy "Hoe".

alcoholics, student athletes, and one particular male we'll call juice y

by the one July 24, 2003

khafi

n 1: a beverage consisting of an infusion of ground coffee beans; 2: a drink that listens to 'White Tees'; 3: says "FUCK the man"

"he ordered a cup of coffee" java

by The One April 21, 2005

pontiac

Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac

Look at that black guy, he thinks he's pimpin.

by The one October 16, 2003

powerman 5000

The most Bitchin band ever! They will dominate every other band. They shall never die. It is the ever-changing, ever-existing band. No band comes close. They did not break up, two people left, and have been replaced. IT IS NOT A COMEBACK! THEY NEVER LEFT!

They are so cool...

Check em out at www.powerman5000.com

by The One March 20, 2005

roller fairies

roller fairies are non talented wannabe skateboarders who ride little boots with wheels on it and every faggot inline skaters are queers!!

dude look at that gay roller fairy ride those gay boots!!

by the one March 22, 2005

epiphanical

The highest point achievable, as in the moment of pure clarity attained during an epiphany.

"The priests held the epiphanical position in the theocratic society."

by The One January 8, 2005