the one's definitions

diet pepsi

A dark watery substance that tastes like poo, also inferior to diet coke.

Give me some diet coke rather than diet pepsi.

by The One May 13, 2004

khafi

n 1: a beverage consisting of an infusion of ground coffee beans; 2: a drink that listens to 'White Tees'; 3: says "FUCK the man"

"he ordered a cup of coffee" java

by The One April 21, 2005

dick smack

A mean and inconsiderate person that has no respect for you.

(After Jim hits Kevin)
FUCK jim! Your the biggest dick smack I've ever met in my life.

by The one April 16, 2003

KamarKhan

A cure fan who resided in chicago.

KamarKhan is a lame ass

by the one April 19, 2005

epiphanical

The highest point achievable, as in the moment of pure clarity attained during an epiphany.

"The priests held the epiphanical position in the theocratic society."

by The One January 8, 2005

roller fairies

roller fairies are non talented wannabe skateboarders who ride little boots with wheels on it and every faggot inline skaters are queers!!

dude look at that gay roller fairy ride those gay boots!!

by the one March 22, 2005

powerman 5000

The most Bitchin band ever! They will dominate every other band. They shall never die. It is the ever-changing, ever-existing band. No band comes close. They did not break up, two people left, and have been replaced. IT IS NOT A COMEBACK! THEY NEVER LEFT!

They are so cool...

Check em out at www.powerman5000.com

by The One March 20, 2005