the one's definitions

diet pepsi

A dark watery substance that tastes like poo, also inferior to diet coke.

Give me some diet coke rather than diet pepsi.

by The One May 13, 2004

ratface

often used when you are desciribing a boy called Alan from kurdistan that goes ina schoo in sweden who has the biggest ass a boy could have and his face looks like a rat.

have u seen ratface lately nah i think he went doign his stpid thangs

by the one March 30, 2005

suraj

like the sun, he is capable of brightening up anybodies day with his great sense of humor and ability to make u laugh in a split second.

Like the sun and rain; when tears come down, Suraj dries them up.

by the one January 6, 2005

khafi

n 1: a beverage consisting of an infusion of ground coffee beans; 2: a drink that listens to 'White Tees'; 3: says "FUCK the man"

"he ordered a cup of coffee" java

by The One April 21, 2005

The One

Rickidius Fronebidius

Rickidius Fronebidius is and always will be The One

by The One April 19, 2004

pia

so perfect, loving, individual, precious, cute, what else could i want? oh yeah and mexican

and then the pia flew down from above to save me

by The One March 7, 2005

powerman 5000

The most Bitchin band ever! They will dominate every other band. They shall never die. It is the ever-changing, ever-existing band. No band comes close. They did not break up, two people left, and have been replaced. IT IS NOT A COMEBACK! THEY NEVER LEFT!

They are so cool...

Check em out at www.powerman5000.com

by The One March 20, 2005