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Definitions by the moody poet

Nuclear Fusion Power 

Nuclear Fusion Power is like building your own sun that is able to replace the usage of oil etc
Nuclear Fusion Power could be dangerous with radiation.

Sin Watch 

Sin watch is when you try and help a person who gives their permission to keep an eye on them and you give them support so they won't sin.
I put myself on sin watch so I wouldn't use a mosque as a urinal or a shitter again.
Sin Watch by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Pulling a Helen Keller 

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

Strip Pool 

When you play pool (billiards) and lose, you lose your clothes!!!

Every time a person get's their ball in on the pool table the other person has to take an item of clothing off.

Can also be played the slow way where if a person loses the game of pool they have to take an item of clothing off.

Same rules apply to Kelly Pool where you take numbers.
Candy and Matt where playing Strip Pool. Matt was on Bigs and Candy was on smalls. Every time Matt hit one of his bigs into the pocket, Candy had to remove one of her articles of clothing.

Strip Pool is K00l!!!
Strip Pool by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
A gang that only exists on the Internet i.e. mainly in chat rooms or forums.
The E-Gang had formed in the chat room and within 2 weeks the E-Gang had taken over, and ran the room.

HZ200: So waz up fool?
TJUBOY: nm
JK12: Hi guyz
HZ200: JK12 no yer place fool! shut da hell up!
JK12: soz :(
Beec8: u will b if u ever chat again!!! :o
Tonloc: Man these regular chatters r turning into an E-Gang!
E-Gang by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Titty Tease 

A girl with big tittie's or big jugs that likes to show them off and cocktease all the guyz.

Much like a pole dancer or stripper, accept showing them off on the main street, malls or in public somewhere.

A girl who wears tight tops.
That Rebecca is a real titty tease, I saw her down at the shops wearing a c-thru number and her nipples were sticking out like the polar caps.

Moana liked to only wear a lacy bra when she went out on the town, everyone said she was a real titty tease!!!

"Do you think my tits look too big in this?"
"Titty Tease!!!"
Titty Tease by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Santa Whores

The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!

The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!

Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"

"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"

"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"

"There all Santa Whores!!!"

"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
Santa Whores by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007