the general's definitions

po

Shortened version of poor, usually reserved to describe someone of extreme poverty.

He's so po he couldn't afford the other half of the word.

by The General April 2, 2004

dildo

VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)

Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.

by The General February 26, 2004

crunkered

Usage of the word "crunk." May be used as the past tense of the word crunk.

"Yo I got so crunkered last night."

by the general April 13, 2005