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by the funny one February 13, 2015
Get the nose job mug.Yo girl. That pillow booty of your will save our expenses on pillows when we go squat and apartment. Thank you baby
by the funny one December 9, 2016
Get the Pillow Booty mug.A simple large and wide knife commonly used in combat in Subsaharan Africa mostly and Papua New Guinea and a few other Melonesian nations. It is called a bush knife because most of the places it is used are covered in some degree of jungle.
The bush knife has become a very disturbing symbol after being used often in sone of the worst conflicts of the modern era
by the funny one October 21, 2018
Get the bush knife mug.A physical feature that, despite what many women believe, most men care absolutely nothing about, and for most women an anorexic diet, and therefore very unattractive look is needed to achieve the greatly sought after (who knows why) thigh gap
If you can get a thigh gap while keeping a healthy diet, go ahead. If you can't just give up on the thigh gap. Seriously. No one cares.
by the funny one February 8, 2018
Get the Thigh gap mug.Someone who takes small details and fathoms wild conspiracies from them. These people tend to be extremely liberal, extremely conservative, or to insane to think about such worldly topics. These people use wild conspirisis to avoid dealing with the real issues of the world.
Normal person: man. It's really sad with all the drama going on between Cops and African Americans
Conspirifuck: it's the Lizard Illuminate's plan to divide and control us all. But this part of their plan is the least of our worries. Did you know that the Lizard Illuminaty also put mind control gagets in all our food
Conspirifuck: it's the Lizard Illuminate's plan to divide and control us all. But this part of their plan is the least of our worries. Did you know that the Lizard Illuminaty also put mind control gagets in all our food
by the funny one July 19, 2016
Get the Conspirifuck mug.A country like no other. It has many wildly diverse ethic groups often separated by the enormous mountains and a fascinating culture. Afghans are true warriors and has fought off the strongest empires throughout history from the Mongols to the British to the Soviets. Despite hardly ever loosing to a foreign power, Afghanistan hasn't exactly won either and the nation seems to always find its self in conflict with things such as religion, ideology, tribal ethnic tentions and outside influences. Afghanistan is a geographically beautiful nation with mountains and medows galore, but like the ocean it is beautiful but very dangerous.
by the funny one May 12, 2018
Get the Afghanistan mug.A man who is completely lost in life after gettingbout of the security of high school, and has no idea how to define himself or fund meaning in life other than repeatedly lifting weights and taking steroids to get as enormous and humanly possible. They usually base their entire lives aroubd this only wearing clothes that either show off their deformed bodies or say things like "seriously strong"
Tom: How's Tony been doing John
John: Not too well. Poor guy never had any idea what to do with himself, so he's just become a total gym buff. Never does anything but pump iron and dope up until he looks like a human terd.
John: Not too well. Poor guy never had any idea what to do with himself, so he's just become a total gym buff. Never does anything but pump iron and dope up until he looks like a human terd.
by the funny one November 4, 2018
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