the funny one's definitions

anal reward

After she's done with her squat regiment, she may get a dick in her ass as a reward

Jenna finished her hundredth squat. She squatted down again and pulled down her yoga pants shaking her booty in anticipation of what came next. When I lay on my back under her, she aggressively pushed out her butthole and sat down on her anal reward

by the funny one February 25, 2022

Pillow Booty

A booty so big, soft, and round, that you could used it as a pillow to sleep on

Yo girl. That pillow booty of your will save our expenses on pillows when we go squat and apartment. Thank you baby

by the funny one December 9, 2016

bush knife

A simple large and wide knife commonly used in combat in Subsaharan Africa mostly and Papua New Guinea and a few other Melonesian nations. It is called a bush knife because most of the places it is used are covered in some degree of jungle.

The bush knife has become a very disturbing symbol after being used often in sone of the worst conflicts of the modern era

by the funny one October 21, 2018

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden

What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell

by the funny one December 31, 2021

Saudi Arabia

A nation that somehow manage to hold on to all the worst aspects of the last and embrace all the worst aspects of modernity without much if the good of either. They are stuck in the past in the sense that human rights are pretty much non -existent, with women forced to cover up, homosexuality and witchcraft being punishable by death, and they support regimes such as the Taliban amoung other things. The part of modernity they seem to have embraced is the damn ugly scenery, tearing down their historic architecture and replacing it with ugly strip malls and tacky Las Vegas style biggest in the world type of stuff.

Saudi Arabia is rich from stumbling apon the world's greatest oil feilds, but they are really just simple and closed minded, uneducated, lacking all style, shallow, and extreme.

by the funny one September 16, 2018

Gym buff

A man who is completely lost in life after gettingbout of the security of high school, and has no idea how to define himself or fund meaning in life other than repeatedly lifting weights and taking steroids to get as enormous and humanly possible. They usually base their entire lives aroubd this only wearing clothes that either show off their deformed bodies or say things like "seriously strong"

Tom: How's Tony been doing John
John: Not too well. Poor guy never had any idea what to do with himself, so he's just become a total gym buff. Never does anything but pump iron and dope up until he looks like a human terd.

by the funny one November 4, 2018