the funny one's definitions

Drama Queen

A girl who is very bored and therefore causes completely unnecessary drama to keep things interesting. I learned from my little sister. It is strange cause I have never experienced this amount girls. I guess they don't do it to guys, just like guys don't say "fuck you you fuck" to girls like we say to each other

Drama Queen: OMG. Amy is dating Kyle. I CANNOT be friends with her. I dated Kyle four years ago.

by the funny one July 30, 2016

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

California

A place where everything is great as long as someone doesnts light it on an apocalyptic fire by a small mistake

California is great. But there have been a lot of natural disasters

by the funny one March 30, 2019

Conspirifuck

Someone who takes small details and fathoms wild conspiracies from them. These people tend to be extremely liberal, extremely conservative, or to insane to think about such worldly topics. These people use wild conspirisis to avoid dealing with the real issues of the world.

Normal person: man. It's really sad with all the drama going on between Cops and African Americans

Conspirifuck: it's the Lizard Illuminate's plan to divide and control us all. But this part of their plan is the least of our worries. Did you know that the Lizard Illuminaty also put mind control gagets in all our food

by the funny one July 19, 2016

booty worship

The religious system involving the devotion to the great and awesome female gluteus maximus.

Now gentlemen and lesbians. Let us all stand for our daily booty worship

by the funny one September 9, 2016

oh my god my butt hole

When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt

Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up

by the funny one April 4, 2020

Lit

When something is awesome and/or actionpacked/stimilating. Derives from hiw people feel when on marajuna, since marajuna must be LIT foe most forms of consumption to work.

When this joint is lit, this music will get lit

by the funny one July 18, 2016