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nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
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Half ass

A woman with an ass so fat it makes up half of her body mass. Yes. I have literally seen women like this
That girl is half ass. If you cut of her ass she would be half the size she is now
by the funny one January 27, 2022
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Afghanistan

A country like no other. It has many wildly diverse ethic groups often separated by the enormous mountains and a fascinating culture. Afghans are true warriors and has fought off the strongest empires throughout history from the Mongols to the British to the Soviets. Despite hardly ever loosing to a foreign power, Afghanistan hasn't exactly won either and the nation seems to always find its self in conflict with things such as religion, ideology, tribal ethnic tentions and outside influences. Afghanistan is a geographically beautiful nation with mountains and medows galore, but like the ocean it is beautiful but very dangerous.
Afghanistan would be a great place to visit but one most be extremely careful if they ever go.
by the funny one May 12, 2018
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Decadence

Literally meaning decline and decay it is usually used to refer to the decay of a society. However decadence is a very subjective term and is usually used by square control freaks who only like the simple and wholesome and believe that anything edgy or creative will lead to chaos.
Snobby complainer: words are starting to be used differently and couples are having anal sex which is wrong even though is is safe and usually consensual. And Mexicans are coming in and threatening to destroy our trafitional values whatever that means.Oh the decadence. Soon our civilization will decay into anarchy.
by the funny one August 3, 2017
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Gym buff

A man who is completely lost in life after gettingbout of the security of high school, and has no idea how to define himself or fund meaning in life other than repeatedly lifting weights and taking steroids to get as enormous and humanly possible. They usually base their entire lives aroubd this only wearing clothes that either show off their deformed bodies or say things like "seriously strong"
Tom: How's Tony been doing John
John: Not too well. Poor guy never had any idea what to do with himself, so he's just become a total gym buff. Never does anything but pump iron and dope up until he looks like a human terd.
by the funny one November 4, 2018
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nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.
Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job
by the funny one February 13, 2015
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Pillow Booty

A booty so big, soft, and round, that you could used it as a pillow to sleep on
Yo girl. That pillow booty of your will save our expenses on pillows when we go squat and apartment. Thank you baby
by the funny one December 9, 2016
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