the funny one's definitions

Thigh gap

A physical feature that, despite what many women believe, most men care absolutely nothing about, and for most women an anorexic diet, and therefore very unattractive look is needed to achieve the greatly sought after (who knows why) thigh gap

If you can get a thigh gap while keeping a healthy diet, go ahead. If you can't just give up on the thigh gap. Seriously. No one cares.

by the funny one February 8, 2018

anal reward

After she's done with her squat regiment, she may get a dick in her ass as a reward

Jenna finished her hundredth squat. She squatted down again and pulled down her yoga pants shaking her booty in anticipation of what came next. When I lay on my back under her, she aggressively pushed out her butthole and sat down on her anal reward

by the funny one February 25, 2022

booty worship

The religious system involving the devotion to the great and awesome female gluteus maximus.

Now gentlemen and lesbians. Let us all stand for our daily booty worship

by the funny one September 9, 2016

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden

What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell

by the funny one December 31, 2021

Hill people

People from all over the world who live in the mountains. They have a variety of cultures but their geographic location creates several simularities. Living in such tough terrain, hill people tend to be difficult to conquer and tough as nails. Due to their difficulty to assimilate into larger societies as well as being separated from each other due to large mountains. Hill people tend to have less loyalty to large official nations and more to their small tribes and in hill regions, this isolation cam lead to very diverse cultures. Some hill peoples include people of Nepal, Zomia in Southeast Asia, Chechnia in Russia, much of central Asia, Switzerland, the Apalations in the US, Atlas mountains in Morroco, and even the Favelas in Rio. The hill lifestyle can lead to freedom from the oppression and competion of mainstream civilization, but many hill people's also tend to be very poor or trapped by the isolation.

Afghans are true hill people. There are so many different cultures there and due to geography and being tough as nails, Afghanistan has fought off many much larger empires from the Mongols, Americans, and Soviets.

by the funny one May 13, 2018

Saudi Arabia

A nation that somehow manage to hold on to all the worst aspects of the last and embrace all the worst aspects of modernity without much if the good of either. They are stuck in the past in the sense that human rights are pretty much non -existent, with women forced to cover up, homosexuality and witchcraft being punishable by death, and they support regimes such as the Taliban amoung other things. The part of modernity they seem to have embraced is the damn ugly scenery, tearing down their historic architecture and replacing it with ugly strip malls and tacky Las Vegas style biggest in the world type of stuff.

Saudi Arabia is rich from stumbling apon the world's greatest oil feilds, but they are really just simple and closed minded, uneducated, lacking all style, shallow, and extreme.

by the funny one September 16, 2018