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Fertile

A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid
Damn, Daniela is fertile
by the funny one July 24, 2016
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Drama Queen

A girl who is very bored and therefore causes completely unnecessary drama to keep things interesting. I learned from my little sister. It is strange cause I have never experienced this amount girls. I guess they don't do it to guys, just like guys don't say "fuck you you fuck" to girls like we say to each other
Drama Queen: OMG. Amy is dating Kyle. I CANNOT be friends with her. I dated Kyle four years ago.
by the funny one July 30, 2016
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Pillow Booty

A booty so big, soft, and round, that you could used it as a pillow to sleep on
Yo girl. That pillow booty of your will save our expenses on pillows when we go squat and apartment. Thank you baby
by the funny one December 9, 2016
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bush knife

A simple large and wide knife commonly used in combat in Subsaharan Africa mostly and Papua New Guinea and a few other Melonesian nations. It is called a bush knife because most of the places it is used are covered in some degree of jungle.
The bush knife has become a very disturbing symbol after being used often in sone of the worst conflicts of the modern era
by the funny one October 21, 2018
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Gym buff

A man who is completely lost in life after gettingbout of the security of high school, and has no idea how to define himself or fund meaning in life other than repeatedly lifting weights and taking steroids to get as enormous and humanly possible. They usually base their entire lives aroubd this only wearing clothes that either show off their deformed bodies or say things like "seriously strong"
Tom: How's Tony been doing John
John: Not too well. Poor guy never had any idea what to do with himself, so he's just become a total gym buff. Never does anything but pump iron and dope up until he looks like a human terd.
by the funny one November 4, 2018
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Decadence

Literally meaning decline and decay it is usually used to refer to the decay of a society. However decadence is a very subjective term and is usually used by square control freaks who only like the simple and wholesome and believe that anything edgy or creative will lead to chaos.
Snobby complainer: words are starting to be used differently and couples are having anal sex which is wrong even though is is safe and usually consensual. And Mexicans are coming in and threatening to destroy our trafitional values whatever that means.Oh the decadence. Soon our civilization will decay into anarchy.
by the funny one August 3, 2017
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Saudi Arabia

A nation that somehow manage to hold on to all the worst aspects of the last and embrace all the worst aspects of modernity without much if the good of either. They are stuck in the past in the sense that human rights are pretty much non -existent, with women forced to cover up, homosexuality and witchcraft being punishable by death, and they support regimes such as the Taliban amoung other things. The part of modernity they seem to have embraced is the damn ugly scenery, tearing down their historic architecture and replacing it with ugly strip malls and tacky Las Vegas style biggest in the world type of stuff.
Saudi Arabia is rich from stumbling apon the world's greatest oil feilds, but they are really just simple and closed minded, uneducated, lacking all style, shallow, and extreme.
by the funny one September 16, 2018
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