the funny one's definitions

bush knife

A simple large and wide knife commonly used in combat in Subsaharan Africa mostly and Papua New Guinea and a few other Melonesian nations. It is called a bush knife because most of the places it is used are covered in some degree of jungle.

The bush knife has become a very disturbing symbol after being used often in sone of the worst conflicts of the modern era

by the funny one October 21, 2018

secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden

What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell

by the funny one December 31, 2021

Half ass

A woman with an ass so fat it makes up half of her body mass. Yes. I have literally seen women like this

That girl is half ass. If you cut of her ass she would be half the size she is now

by the funny one January 27, 2022

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

Decadence

Literally meaning decline and decay it is usually used to refer to the decay of a society. However decadence is a very subjective term and is usually used by square control freaks who only like the simple and wholesome and believe that anything edgy or creative will lead to chaos.

Snobby complainer: words are starting to be used differently and couples are having anal sex which is wrong even though is is safe and usually consensual. And Mexicans are coming in and threatening to destroy our trafitional values whatever that means.Oh the decadence. Soon our civilization will decay into anarchy.

by the funny one August 3, 2017

oh my god my butt hole

When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt

Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up

by the funny one April 4, 2020

Lit

When something is awesome and/or actionpacked/stimilating. Derives from hiw people feel when on marajuna, since marajuna must be LIT foe most forms of consumption to work.

When this joint is lit, this music will get lit

by the funny one July 18, 2016