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secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden
What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell
by the funny one December 31, 2021
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Drama Queen

A girl who is very bored and therefore causes completely unnecessary drama to keep things interesting. I learned from my little sister. It is strange cause I have never experienced this amount girls. I guess they don't do it to guys, just like guys don't say "fuck you you fuck" to girls like we say to each other
Drama Queen: OMG. Amy is dating Kyle. I CANNOT be friends with her. I dated Kyle four years ago.
by the funny one July 30, 2016
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Saudi Arabia

A nation that somehow manage to hold on to all the worst aspects of the last and embrace all the worst aspects of modernity without much if the good of either. They are stuck in the past in the sense that human rights are pretty much non -existent, with women forced to cover up, homosexuality and witchcraft being punishable by death, and they support regimes such as the Taliban amoung other things. The part of modernity they seem to have embraced is the damn ugly scenery, tearing down their historic architecture and replacing it with ugly strip malls and tacky Las Vegas style biggest in the world type of stuff.
Saudi Arabia is rich from stumbling apon the world's greatest oil feilds, but they are really just simple and closed minded, uneducated, lacking all style, shallow, and extreme.
by the funny one September 16, 2018
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BBW

"Big beautiful woman". This does not mean fat. Too fat is a thing. But bbw is what women think is too fat, but us really great curves "ass, tits, thighs"and not too much fat on the other parts to take the curves away, but still a good bit, cause need to look human, and soft is always good on women
Man how o would love to buttfuck a bbw doggystyle, and feel that soft, fun, comforting as on my pelvis
by the funny one June 26, 2016
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Fertile

A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid
Damn, Daniela is fertile
by the funny one July 24, 2016
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Afghanistan

A country like no other. It has many wildly diverse ethic groups often separated by the enormous mountains and a fascinating culture. Afghans are true warriors and has fought off the strongest empires throughout history from the Mongols to the British to the Soviets. Despite hardly ever loosing to a foreign power, Afghanistan hasn't exactly won either and the nation seems to always find its self in conflict with things such as religion, ideology, tribal ethnic tentions and outside influences. Afghanistan is a geographically beautiful nation with mountains and medows galore, but like the ocean it is beautiful but very dangerous.
Afghanistan would be a great place to visit but one most be extremely careful if they ever go.
by the funny one May 12, 2018
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Gym buff

A man who is completely lost in life after gettingbout of the security of high school, and has no idea how to define himself or fund meaning in life other than repeatedly lifting weights and taking steroids to get as enormous and humanly possible. They usually base their entire lives aroubd this only wearing clothes that either show off their deformed bodies or say things like "seriously strong"
Tom: How's Tony been doing John
John: Not too well. Poor guy never had any idea what to do with himself, so he's just become a total gym buff. Never does anything but pump iron and dope up until he looks like a human terd.
by the funny one November 4, 2018
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