the friendly farmer's definitions

cow tipping

the act of fucking a fat chick and as soon as you you finish you push her off the bed

She broke her arm after alex went cow tipping on her

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

T Barring

The act of using a girls pigtails to thrust her tonsils on your penis.

Bro I was totally T Barring that chick

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

hand me job

when your older sibling gives you a hand job much like a hand me down

thank god kelly was around to give me a hand me job that family vacation was boring

by the friendly farmer April 7, 2011

baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

kinder gardening

fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp

shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

pig tailing

the act of choking a girl to death with her hair

she wouldnt blow me so i ended up pig tailing that bitch

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010