T Barring

The act of using a girls pigtails to thrust her tonsils on your penis.

Bro I was totally T Barring that chick

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

cow tipping

the act of fucking a fat chick and as soon as you you finish you push her off the bed

She broke her arm after alex went cow tipping on her

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

hand me job

when your older sibling gives you a hand job much like a hand me down

thank god kelly was around to give me a hand me job that family vacation was boring

by the friendly farmer April 07, 2011

kinder gardening

fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

anal blowout

withdrawing your penis to quick from an anus so that it causes a sudden expulsion of anal fluids

i need to go to the drycleaner she had a bad anal blowout last night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

collateral damage

The act of passing on an std twice in one night

i caused some serious collateral damage at the bar last night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

slore

someone with characteristics of both a whore and a slut

your mother is a slore

suck my ass slore

jamie why are you such a slore

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010