Urban Dictionary: Definitions by the friendly farmer

baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

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the act of choking a girl to death with her hair

she wouldnt blow me so i ended up pig tailing that bitch

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when a girl gives a really noisy blowjob

my parents thought i was baby sitting but i was really getting a cippy cup

dude dont go to her parents house she sounds like a cippy cup

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fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

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The act of using a girls pigtails to thrust her tonsils on your penis.

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