Definitions by the cooler penguin27

thatcher 

fookin laser sights

thatcher: fookin laser sights
yay

thatcher by the cooler penguin27 August 20, 2020

cock suck cuck 

a cuck who's dick looks like a sock

cock suck cuck

cock suck cuck by the cooler penguin27 May 13, 2020

sandwich 

one of the best foods ever. seriously man, if you have not tried this, what in the fuck have you been doing. its easy to make and it tastes Sooooooooooooooooooo fucking good. if you like cocks, specifically, chickens (your perverted ass thought it was penis, did u?) your in luck. chicken sandwiches exist. and their delicious. if your a disgusting sloppy vegan, theres a sandwich for that, ya like eggs? theres a sandwich for that. if you like humans, first off what the absolute fuck is wrong with you, second, theres a sandwich for that. but how do you make it? bread slice, wat ever u want, bread slice. easy shit.

sandwiches are good,
sandwiches are good.
eat a sandwich
feel real good.

sandwich by the cooler penguin27 April 22, 2020

my lucky sock 

the one thing i cant find

do you or do you now know where my lucky sock is, mom?

my lucky sock by the cooler penguin27 April 21, 2020

-4° 

looks like a dude taking a hard shit,

-4°

-4° by the cooler penguin27 April 21, 2020

assemble 

or you will tremble.

HMM, i think id rather tremble
internal angery
ASSEMBLE OR YOU WILL BE.. uhh
dismembled?
yeah! assemble or you will be dismembled
i have no limbs so u can do that.
GRRR. ASSEMBLE!
assemble or....
ANGERY

assemble by the cooler penguin27 April 21, 2020

COVID-19 

the one game that skipped 18 games in the franchise

COVID-19 was good, but now its shit
well, thats why you dont skip 18 games in the franchise

COVID-19 by the cooler penguin27 April 16, 2020