lurnch

Lunch in New Orleans

Barney: I’m hungry

Ken: Let’s do lurnch at Superior Seafood. We can order some stay-cups of mimosa’s ore keep the crossfade cocktails on hand and make it a brush

by the comand'r October 22, 2022

front butthole

Another name for your belly button because it looks like a butthole on your stomach.

I went camping last week for 6 days and got so dirty that I spent about 15 minutes cleaning out my front butthole. Would have taken me less time, but I am an inny, not an outy.

by the comand'r September 05, 2017

carolleft

The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate, from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.

I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.

by the comand'r May 29, 2016

townhousehold name

Not an A-list celebrity, but a B-lister or below. Jules Dash is closer to an A-lister than Carolla can ever be.

Barney: I saw Jimmy Kimmel the other day walking down the street, and believe it or not, about 20 minutes later I saw Adam Carolla in the Ralph’s a couple blocks away.

Ken: Jimmy is an A-list celebrity and a household name, but I don’t know who Adam Carolla is.

Barney: Man Show.

Ken: Oh ya, Carolla is just a townhousehold name…

by the comand'r July 06, 2021

bubble dis

When you are Messaging with someone and they start to respond, so you see the bubbles in Messages, then the bubbles disappear and no response follows.

I sent a dick pick to Sarah and waited for her reply. She started to type, then cancelled the message and never responded. Bitch bubble dis'd me.

by the comand'r June 12, 2019

extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...

by the comand'r November 16, 2023

plowed and loud

When someone is hammered thereby driving their voice up significantly.

I love the Gru, but he's noisy enough when he's sober, but when he drinks he is plowed and loud

by the comand'r October 26, 2017