the coMANd'r's definitions

masktake

A mistake when wearing a mask. Typically associated with consuming alcohol.

Amie felt like such a fool when she caught herself sucking down her 3rd margarita when her mask was still up. She was just being Covidvgilent by pulling her mask up in between sips like she has been conditioned to do - masktake... Although she kept drinking. Drew poured her a stay-cup

by the comand'r February 14, 2022

betraydar

The ability to identify people who suck; people who will betray you

Brett: Dude, your brother totally screwed you. How’d you know that was coming. You’ve been telling me for years the guy’s is a dousche

Barney: I got betraydar. Saw it coming the day I met him. He’s my brother. You should have known as well - he was your neighbor growing up.

by the comand'r November 10, 2021

squirt dirt

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.

Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

no pants month

April 2020: COVID-19 Shelter In Place. Nuff said.

Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.

by the comand'r March 21, 2020

bubble dis

When you are Messaging with someone and they start to respond, so you see the bubbles in Messages, then the bubbles disappear and no response follows.

I sent a dick pick to Sarah and waited for her reply. She started to type, then cancelled the message and never responded. Bitch bubble dis'd me.

by the comand'r June 12, 2019

townhousehold name

Not an A-list celebrity, but a B-lister or below. Jules Dash is closer to an A-lister than Carolla can ever be.

Barney: I saw Jimmy Kimmel the other day walking down the street, and believe it or not, about 20 minutes later I saw Adam Carolla in the Ralph’s a couple blocks away.

Ken: Jimmy is an A-list celebrity and a household name, but I don’t know who Adam Carolla is.

Barney: Man Show.

Ken: Oh ya, Carolla is just a townhousehold name…

by the comand'r July 6, 2021

extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined

by the comand'r November 20, 2023