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by the chort June 13, 2003

going the distance

When someone undergoes sexual intercourse without prematurely cumming. This makes them a lot more popular with their girlfriend/wife and overall better in bed.

Bob's girlfriend loved how great he was in bed because he always could go the distance and always came when she did.

by The Chort June 11, 2004

corndog

A friend, homie, or homeskillet

Whazzup my corndog

by the chort May 31, 2003

fo rilz

One who likes da bizzut

kate boyd is fo rilz

by the chort August 3, 2003

Coach Z

HSR: Coach Z, are you a poser?
CZ: No I'm Down...
HSR: Yeah, Down with second to last place!

And If You're Trying To Fade Me Then You Must Smoke Crack!

by The Chort September 5, 2003

happy gilmore

One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.

"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."

by The Chort June 11, 2004

schmennah

I want to schmennah.

by The Chort June 27, 2003