the big dog's definitions

jizzrod

(noun) a penis, dick, cock, etc.

That bitch roothonked on my jizzrod until i spooged all over her face. It was erotic.

by the big dog July 12, 2006

root-honk

(verb) a furious combination of jerking and sucking a jizzrod. Typically performed by prostitutes or those with much experience in the penile arts.

I picked up this dirty whore over on the bridge, took her around the way, and then let her root-honk until her gums got sore. Finally she showed me her shaved snatch, and there it went!

by the big dog July 12, 2006

twatknocker

a lesbian; a dyke; a girl who likes pussy.

man, i tried to play stinkfinger with traci behind the deep fryer during our break, but i found out she is a twatknocker.

by the big dog May 11, 2006

hilljilly

the female equivalent of a hillbilly; a mountain woman.

How many of you guys have boned a hilljilly? Those chicks'll go at your wiener like a possum on a pile of owlshit.

by the big dog December 27, 2005

ytm

Bradley Fifita

Me: Bro Bradley Ytm (ytm can only be used when describing Bradley)

by The big dog September 27, 2020