5 definitions by the big dog

(noun) a penis, dick, cock, etc.
That bitch roothonked on my jizzrod until i spooged all over her face. It was erotic.
by the big dog July 13, 2006
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the female equivalent of a hillbilly; a mountain woman.
How many of you guys have boned a hilljilly? Those chicks'll go at your wiener like a possum on a pile of owlshit.
by the big dog November 20, 2005
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Me: Bro Bradley Ytm (ytm can only be used when describing Bradley)
by the big dog September 27, 2020
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a lesbian; a dyke; a girl who likes pussy.
man, i tried to play stinkfinger with traci behind the deep fryer during our break, but i found out she is a twatknocker.
by the big dog May 1, 2006
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(verb) a furious combination of jerking and sucking a jizzrod. Typically performed by prostitutes or those with much experience in the penile arts.
I picked up this dirty whore over on the bridge, took her around the way, and then let her root-honk until her gums got sore. Finally she showed me her shaved snatch, and there it went!
by the big dog July 13, 2006
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