Definitions by the big G

Deuce of Spades 

Motorhead's less famous B-Side.

The track "Ace of Spades" isn't a patch on it's b-side.

Deuce of Spades by The Big G June 25, 2004

clintism

A grim but cool phrase or expression generally associated with most of the characters played by Clint Eastwood.

"Do you feel lucky punk?" - Dirty Harry

"Don't cut up or otherwise harm anymore whores or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches!" - Unforgiven.

clintism by The Big G June 23, 2004

shaven fat pussy 

The vagina of an overweight lady which has been rendered hairless by a razor or other means.

Shaven fat pussy is the finest treat this boy could eat.

shaven fat pussy by The Big G June 23, 2004

The real Chris Gray 

Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.

Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.

The real Chris Gray by The Big G June 21, 2004

back door betty 

The best type of girl.

All good girls take it up the arse. If she's not a backdoor betty she's no lady.

back door betty by The big G March 23, 2004

bondery 

The act of simply being James Bond.

The part when Sean Connery escaped with the jetpack in Thunderball was pure bondery.

"Shaken not stirred!" magic bit of bondery.

bondery by The Big G February 4, 2004