Definitions by the Prophet

butherface

a girl with a good body and a nasty face. e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker.

she had a smokin body butherface was so nasty I had to get out the old paper bag.

butherface by the prophet March 26, 2003

one cheek sneak 

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

one cheek sneak by the prophet March 26, 2003

c-block 

one who is rebuffed by a woman, and then makes an ass out of everyone in his group so that none of his friends have a chance with her

she totally turned him down, and I though I had then had a chance with her until fucking tic-tic started c-blocking

c-block by the prophet March 25, 2003

fonzanoon 

someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up

I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.

fonzanoon by the prophet March 25, 2003

iceberg

a turn that meets the 80/20 rule of icebergs. One that is big enough to come sticking out of the water 20%. Watch out because there's another 80% below!

I sunk the titanic with that iceberg!

iceberg by the prophet March 25, 2003

junque 

a higher quality high yield bond. One rated BBB or BB, and not CCC or D.
Junque bonds are usually temporary downgrades like GM and Ford bonds that have a high yield and still a good margin of safety.

I reccomend junque bonds to clients as a good way to leverage yield in an otherwise short duration portfolio.
Word to your fucking mom!

junque by the prophet March 25, 2003

homo slice 

disciple of the prophet, sent to earth by the prophet to sell non rated california muni bonds to rich old people.

Homo Slice sells all those tobacco settlement bonds, but he can't stop the prophet from hittin on his mom.

homo slice by the prophet March 25, 2003