by THE POPE November 27, 2006

childcare - the term used to describe a child's running nose, usually, an infected one (hence the "yellow"), that displays one downward drip from each nostril, (hence the "eleven"). Usually, the eleven starts somewhere deep in the nasal cavity, drips constantly, over the upper lip and disaapears into the child's mouth, destined to repeat the cycle.
"Honey, can you get a wipee and snag that yellow eleven on Danielle before she drinks it?"
"Nope, it's your turn. I just did one during breakfast"
"Nope, it's your turn. I just did one during breakfast"
by the Pope March 21, 2005

1. n. The pre-meditated, organized robbery of a bank, shop, warehouse or other location
2. v. To steal any item, to take something which does not belong to you.
2. v. To steal any item, to take something which does not belong to you.
1. Pauly and Slim Jim planned the bank heist weeks in advance.
2. Someone heisted my car radio and all my c-d's last time I parked on that street.
2. Someone heisted my car radio and all my c-d's last time I parked on that street.
by the pope June 08, 2004

A kind of marijuana, usually from Jamaica, with red hairs on the leaves. Overrated according to some, usually brought back to this country inside hollowed-out candles by tourists, under the impression that it is of exceptionally high quality, by virtue of it's being from Jamaica.
Most kids at this high school talk a lot about weed, while knowing shit about it. They could get a hold of some 6-week-old Jamaican red and think they were smoking some kind herb.
by the pope June 06, 2004

Indian-born Author of the Satanic Verses. Currently on the run from a fatwah, or death decree, issued in 1989 by the Ayatollah Khomeini, after alegations that the book blasphemes against Islam. His cause is championed by the likes of Bono from U2.
Salman Rushdie gave an interview with Rolling Stone a couple of years ago. I don't know what happened to him since. I think we would've heard if the goons had caught up with him.
by the Pope July 22, 2004
