the Man's definitions

rivered

In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.

I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.

by The Man May 10, 2004

clap

a case of gonorrhea

I think i got a case of the claps from her

by The man December 14, 1999

Cock Nuggets

A word meaning the nuggets of the cock.

"Wow, Those are some big cock nuggets."

by The Man April 9, 2003

real men

1. guys with chest hair
2. guys who thig they are tough
3. guys with big feet
4. women with big feet
5 women with mustaches

real men take it up the azz

by the man December 19, 1999

Audi

A german car usually driven by feminine fathers and premature balding drunk teenagers, they were not made to run fences over or do doughnuts in front of schools. HEATED SEATS

Chris got thrown in jail after doing doughnuts in his audi, with heated seats.

by THE MAN November 1, 2004

Fuck on

To have sex

i got my fuck on last night

by The Man July 23, 2001

germantown

A subburb of Memphis. Its school contains roughly 2,500 stundents. Black people make up roughly 50% and always talk about how Germantown isn't hard but do not realize in doing so call themselves week. 35% is white, and realize that the school has gone to shit. The other 15% is etinic (i.e. asian, middleeastern, latin) who ussually either split off and hang out with either black or whits or stay in his or her own click.

Germantown kicks some major ass.

by The Man April 29, 2004