100 definitions by The MAN

Da Shits

When one can't stop shitting

Man I got Da Shits

by The MAN July 24, 2001

rivered

In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.

I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.

by The MAN May 10, 2004

real men

1. guys with chest hair
2. guys who thig they are tough
3. guys with big feet
4. women with big feet
5 women with mustaches

real men take it up the azz

by The MAN December 19, 1999

voltmeter

A tool used to measure volts in an electric current.

I used a voltmeter in science and got an A.

by The MAN October 16, 2003

BaDunkaTrunk

A really big ass.

Man that is bigger than a budunkadunk that is a badunkatrunk.

by The MAN October 26, 2003

What's Up?

The things that are up.

Hard dicks and helicopters.

by The MAN June 16, 2004

wet wagons

to smell bad

that guy got the wet wagons

by The MAN December 14, 1999