poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.

Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.

by The mad shatter July 09, 2019

high rise surprise

Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.

Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.

by The mad shatter November 29, 2017

Sen Wei

In Cantonese, a person with androgenous genetalia. Usually used as an insult, but is also traditionally used given as a middle name to children when they are born with the condition, as a warning to future sexual partners.

(Hot girl running out of the bedroom at a party) "OMG he dropped his pants and he was so Sen Wei!"

by the Mad Shatter April 26, 2005

high touch

Providing extra attention to something that generally results in extra results. It's also used to define pure bullshit as a way to disguise slacking off.

William said that he would be working on a "high touch" customer, but everyone in the office knew that he was really just reading the newspaper while sitting in his rocking chair.

by The mad shatter April 28, 2017