nope-licate

It's the opposite of duplicate. Instead of something getting done twice it doesn't get done at all.

You asked us both to do something, and we didn't want to duplicate work, so neither one of us did it.

Oh great, so instead of duplicate work we got nope-licate work.

by The mad shatter July 13, 2017

high rise surprise

Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.

Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.

by The mad shatter November 29, 2017

Sen Wei

In Cantonese, a person with androgenous genetalia. Usually used as an insult, but is also traditionally used given as a middle name to children when they are born with the condition, as a warning to future sexual partners.

(Hot girl running out of the bedroom at a party) "OMG he dropped his pants and he was so Sen Wei!"

by the Mad Shatter April 26, 2005

high touch

Providing extra attention to something that generally results in extra results. It's also used to define pure bullshit as a way to disguise slacking off.

William said that he would be working on a "high touch" customer, but everyone in the office knew that he was really just reading the newspaper while sitting in his rocking chair.

by The mad shatter April 28, 2017