Definitions by the Mad Shatter

Pocket Trout 

A stinky redneck's penis. They often refer to their own junk as a pocket trout, which I think is wierd. I guess they think that there are women out there that actually like a stinky, dirty penis that has not been washed since it was stuck into various farm animals at the last barn dance.

hey baby, want to have a nibble at my pocket trout? no? well damn

Pocket Trout by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

barn dance 

a euphamism used by rednecks when bragging about having sex with their farm animals

Me and Bessie went to the barn dance last night

barn dance by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

bust ass 

1. To fart

2. A raw ass as a result of engaging in rough anal sex. Not appropriate unless the woman (or man if that is your thing) is tore up so bad that she (or he) can not walk straight for at least 5 days

1. Eew! he just busted ass and it stinks

2. I gave that ho a bust ass, and now she crappn' blood

bust ass by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

Sen Wei 

In Cantonese, a person with androgenous genetalia. Usually used as an insult, but is also traditionally used given as a middle name to children when they are born with the condition, as a warning to future sexual partners.

(Hot girl running out of the bedroom at a party) "OMG he dropped his pants and he was so Sen Wei!"

Sen Wei by the Mad Shatter April 26, 2005