the Little Kid's definitions

ugly stick

an STD infested pecker.

Diller beat some hoe with his ugly stick and turned her ugly. Now she has chlamyphilis and herpes simplex 20.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Black Money

Welfare. Government money.

Dude: I just copped me a house with my Black money.
Dudette: Cot damn!! Guh'ment got a lot of free money, huh?

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Chinese Money

Money usually coming from the wealthy mommy and daddy. If not, then money earned from being a doctor or mathmetician.

Korko: Dude, look at Wang Chung. That guy got Chinese money.
Mubbu: How can you tell?
Korko: Wang Chung is a math doctor, and so were his parents.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

genital pimples

The nickname used for genital warts or sores to boost ego, and downplay the whole idea of having an STD.

Fanny: Orville!! What the hell is that little knob on your knob?
Orville: Don't worry about that. It's just genital pimples.
Fanny: Oh. Ok then. As long as it doesn't spread to my armpit.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

redneck

The name of a sore penis after repeated masturbation or rough sex.

While at the Catholic Trailer Park Private School for Boys, the teacher priest showed his students what a redneck looks like, and was arrested for child molestation, and private lewdness.

by The Little Kid May 31, 2006

stockboy

The boy you uncontrollably have the hots for so much, you will stop at nothing to make him yours.

Hessa: Look at that boy shopping for toothbrushes. He's a hottie.
Chessa: You should murder sheep in their sleep and make him your stockboy.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

job hunting

The act of applying for jobs with the intent of hooking up.

Harold: Dude, I went to a few department stores today, and fine mamis were all over the place. I'm about to go job hunting there tomorrow.

by the Little Kid May 30, 2006