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The Qur'an contains 6,666 verses.
The qur'an took 23 years to complete and was written by The Prophet Muhammad but handed down to him by a higher power.
The qur'an is divided into thirty equal divisions, which are called juz in Arabic. There are 114 chapters and 336,233 letters.
The qur'an took 23 years to complete and was written by The Prophet Muhammad but handed down to him by a higher power.
The qur'an is divided into thirty equal divisions, which are called juz in Arabic. There are 114 chapters and 336,233 letters.
There are 6666 verses in The Qur'an.
by the moody poet November 24, 2006
This is how many verses are in the Koran. Despite the other person saying it is not, just google it to see proof. It is very similiar to the devils number 666 and this is why Muslims don't want you to know about it.
by the moody poet April 15, 2007
Variant of parlor i.e. British and French word.
A private place in a house for entertaining guests.
Another word for brothel. See turn a trick.
See Bordello, cathouse, whorehouse, Fuckhouse, House of Joy, Meat House, Message Parlour, House of Tricks or Brothel.
A private place in a house for entertaining guests.
Another word for brothel. See turn a trick.
See Bordello, cathouse, whorehouse, Fuckhouse, House of Joy, Meat House, Message Parlour, House of Tricks or Brothel.
by the moody poet September 19, 2006
What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
by the moody poet January 7, 2007
The dirty little arse lickers that suck up to Santa!!!
The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!
Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
The bitches that suck Santa's dick for a prezzie!!!
Bitches that will do anything 4 a prezzie!!!
"Look at those dirty little Santa Whores!"
"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"
"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"
"There all Santa Whores!!!"
"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
"Yeh dude!" "Those bitches would practically let Santa cum in their mouths if they thought they were gonna get a prezzie 4 it!"
"Debbie got a diamond ring off Raulphy for Xmas!"
"Simone gotta solid gold necklace!"
"And Jodie got 1,000 shopping voucher!"
"There all Santa Whores!!!"
"I wish I was a Santa Whore" :(
by the moody poet January 7, 2007
I was sitting in the front rows of the cinema when I heard someone down the back yell, "Who let the dog out?"
"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"
"And then people ran screaming from the back row, as if a bomb had gone off!"
by the moody poet October 29, 2006
A cum tart is a sexually promiscuous guy or girl that seeks out cum, but in a selective manner. In a sense a cum tart is a slut that likes to think they have morals.
"But Jasper you've already fuck everyone here you little cum tart, if you dont find a new stomping ground soon people are gonna think your a dirty fucking cum-slut that'll just do anything with a hole!"
"She was acting like such a cum tart but we all knew she didn't care who or what fucked her!" "Are you still talking about Jasper?" "Yeh"
"She was acting like such a cum tart but we all knew she didn't care who or what fucked her!" "Are you still talking about Jasper?" "Yeh"
by the moody poet August 6, 2006