tha h00tman's definitions

weapons of ass destruction

a shitting game invented by Anal Balzer and H - Bone where points are awarded based on various aspects of the shit.

This weekend i'm going to partake in a round of Weapons of Ass Destruction.

by tha h00tman February 1, 2007

greasemonkey

Someone who goes in and gets things done. A finisher. A closer. An ace in the hole.

Yo you just paid off that bouncer? Way to take care of business greasemonkey.

by tha h00tman December 8, 2011

playa's book

n. what playa's call their blackberry playbook.

Hey playboy, I just sent you a message. Check it on your playa's book.

by tha h00tman December 9, 2011

Spritz

A half-assed shower

Don't worry, I won't take long to get ready... I'm just taking a quick spritz, not a full shower.

by tha h00tman January 21, 2017