Definitions by tha h00tman

Spritz 

A half-assed shower

Don't worry, I won't take long to get ready... I'm just taking a quick spritz, not a full shower.

Spritz by tha h00tman January 21, 2017

playa's book 

n. what playa's call their blackberry playbook.

Hey playboy, I just sent you a message. Check it on your playa's book.

playa's book by tha h00tman December 9, 2011

greasemonkey 

Someone who goes in and gets things done. A finisher. A closer. An ace in the hole.

Yo you just paid off that bouncer? Way to take care of business greasemonkey.

greasemonkey by tha h00tman December 8, 2011

weapons of ass destruction 

a shitting game invented by Anal Balzer and H - Bone where points are awarded based on various aspects of the shit.

This weekend i'm going to partake in a round of Weapons of Ass Destruction.

weapons of ass destruction by tha h00tman February 1, 2007