tg's definitions

upinya

noun: deep inside the booty but before the actual "guts"

Damn girl, how 'bout I get all upinya!

by tg December 21, 2004

shingle cunt

Jillian has one. The word itself is pretty explanatory.

Jillian has a shingle cunt!

by TG September 3, 2004

Albatross

The act of slapping both ass cheeks of your partner simultaneously while in the doggie style position, creating the effect of an albatross during takeoff.

Damn it, Jimmy! I can't sit down after that Albatross Session...I though we were going bird watching?

by TG July 2, 2004

The goggles! They do nothing!

A phrase to express disgust over something you see.
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).

"Look! It's a picture of my new girlfriend."
"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"

by TG February 2, 2005

Yiffer

A sad excuse for a human being or beings, that would be deemed pitiful, otherwise normally freakish, if it weren't for their afinity to mate with species other than their own kind.

As the yiffer was housesitting a friend's house, so the buddy can run errands, he cut a hole into the friend's teddy bear, f'd it, placed it back on the shelf and pretended that nothing happened when the friend returned.

by TG July 31, 2004

FDT

Free dem titties. In other words, it's time for a show.

That girl needs to FDT if she wants to get these beads.

by TG April 12, 2005

yiff

Internet intercourse between two or more furries.

We yiff with other "animals" online because we can't mate with our own species in real life.

by TG March 27, 2004