telephony's definitions

micturition you!

A phrase used to indicate the fact that something or somebody reeks a little.
A bit stronger than pee you!!! but not ***NEARLY*** as strong as piss you!!!.

FYI micturition is another name for pee.

Micturition you! That cup of yogurt I just opened is a bit stinky. Must have gone off a few days ago.

by Telephony April 6, 2015

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 6, 2015

pissano

What one might call a piano if they hate the way they sound.

George, that asshaberdasher is playing that goddamn pissano again!
Makes me want to grab a double-barrel shotgun and hose down that stupid dumb instrument or at least run to the head and make a pair of aural tampons out of some bungwipe so I can enjoy the rest of the concert in peace! $@#!(@%#(*

by Telephony April 10, 2015

organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.

Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?

by Telephony April 12, 2015

muck truck

What some citizens of Juneau AK. USA call public buses aka. public transit.

{John}: Don't light that siggeret, because I can see the muck truck coming!

by Telephony April 16, 2015

fry brain train

What some citizens of Juneau AK. USA call public buses aka. public transit.

{Peter}: Don't light that siggeret, because I can see the fry brain train coming!

by Telephony April 16, 2015

Bar Rescue

A program shown on Spike TV that's a documentary / reality show where a man named Jon Taffer finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.

I'm gonna watch Bar Rescue on the telly tonight to see if Jon Taffer can pull The Purple People-Eater out of the dumper.

by Telephony April 24, 2015