Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
by Telephony May 04, 2013
Get the flexible container of Massengillmug. 1: (n.) Vulgar slang term for penis.
2: (n.) A worthless fucking asshole; a true-blue total asshaberdasher.
3: (v.) To stick oneself with a pin, needle, lancet, or other small sharp object; usually to the point of bleeding.
2: (n.) A worthless fucking asshole; a true-blue total asshaberdasher.
3: (v.) To stick oneself with a pin, needle, lancet, or other small sharp object; usually to the point of bleeding.
Yeah baby, shove your prick in my asshole!
That fucking prick just stole my Skittles!
Part of diabetes testing involves pricking your finger with a lancet to make it bleed.
That fucking prick just stole my Skittles!
Part of diabetes testing involves pricking your finger with a lancet to make it bleed.
by Telephony January 22, 2020
Get the prickmug. Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.
PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!
by Telephony August 20, 2013
Get the dead socksmug. When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate whizzination.
by Telephony March 31, 2016
Get the inappropriate whizzinationmug. Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.
by Telephony December 20, 2015
Get the inappropriate pissinationmug. A way to type the word, "penis" that bypasses the onboard censors in many online BBS programs and forums (or, "fora" if you want to be an anal-retentive dick about it).
Some forums block posts that contain the word penis, so use ṕ€n¡s instead.
Ebay also blocks feedback containing the word penis, even if it is split into a very legitimate phrase.
On Ebay's feedback...
{Blocked}: The pen is very nice, thank you!
{Not blocked}: The ṕ€n ¡s very nice, thank you!
Ebay also blocks feedback containing the word penis, even if it is split into a very legitimate phrase.
On Ebay's feedback...
{Blocked}: The pen is very nice, thank you!
{Not blocked}: The ṕ€n ¡s very nice, thank you!
by Telephony January 16, 2021
Get the ṕ€n¡smug. The act of defecating (taking a plop, dropping a stool, leaving a shit, having a poo, etc.) while engaged in sexual intercourse.
{Harold} Ahhh, harder, harder!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!
by Telephony May 15, 2020
Get the defuckatemug.