Definitions by telephony

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016

garbage mouth 

Means the same as potty mouth, toliet tongue, sewer mouth, etc. That is to say, some assclown who cusses at inappropriate times.

Rhino clit? That's disgusting! That's horrible! You kiss your mother with that mouth, you...you eat with that mouth? Garbage mouth!!!

garbage mouth by Telephony October 9, 2016

kark it 

To die.

I wonder what happens when your local Sea World equivalent has a killer whale kark it?

kark it by Telephony October 9, 2016

homophones 

Gay telephones!

Look at those two old rotary telephones on that desk. Note the way their cords are all tangled up with one another -- they must be homophones of some kind!

homophones by Telephony September 21, 2016

didgeridon't 

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.

I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(

didgeridon't by Telephony September 12, 2016

There's Poo-Poo In the Head 

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

There's Poo-Poo In the Head by Telephony September 12, 2016

There's pee-pee on the floor 

When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

There's pee-pee on the floor by Telephony August 31, 2016