telephony's definitions

Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks

This is simply the year 2014; when viewed from above, the, "4" looks like some broken sticks.

From a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters:

New Year's Day (0-01-14) {or "2014 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Broken-Sticks if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?

by Telephony December 30, 2013

toliet Nazi

Some assclown who leaves only a couple of little pieces on the roll of bungwipe (just enough to cover the merferator) so that when you go to wipe, there isn't another roll and your fingers are subsequently besmudged with feces.

Son of a bitch motherfucker cocksucker! The last one that used the head was a toliet Nazi so I had to rip the roller towel down and wipe my bunghole off with that!

by Telephony December 31, 2013

toliet fart

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.

{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!

by Telephony February 12, 2015

baited breath

A fairly common misspelling of the phrase, "bated breath".

{In a small series of text messages between Josh & Mary in the same room}"
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!

by Telephony February 12, 2015

BDS

A Commodore 64 computer demo/cracker group called, "Brain Damage Studios" that started in the late-1980s and is very probably still around. They also published the disk magazine, "Hardline".

I programmed the names Icebreaker, Moloch, and Redeye of BDS to the greetings in the scrollies of my demos back in the early-1990s.

by Telephony February 13, 2015

datastorm

A website with a huge quantity of data (much more than what it would appear to be from outward appearance) is said to be hitting you with a datastorm.

Look here Marty!
The main menu of this guy's website reads that the site has an incredible 2.275684417289077 terabytes of user-accessible content! What a fucking datastorm!!!

by Telephony February 14, 2015

twerpectomy

A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.

{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!

by Telephony February 19, 2015