Definitions by telephony
Fell heezes over
Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.
Fell heezes over by Telephony December 11, 2017
piss lens
A yellow photographic / videographic lens filter, making the entire scene look as though somebody had urinated all over the place -- on people, walls, furniture, plants -- I mean EVERYTHING!
Freshness With a Fuck
A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
Freshness With a Fuck by Telephony July 13, 2017
Freshness With a Fuck
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
Freshness With a Fuck by Telephony June 23, 2017
holio
How Beavis from MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head might say the word, "hole" esp. when suffixed to something e.g. bunghole, cornhole, wormhole, posthole digger, etc,
I am cornholio! I need TP for my postholio digger because I don't want my bungholio to get a holio and end up going down a wormholio!
diarrhea of the keyboard
Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.
{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
diarrhea of the keyboard by Telephony April 25, 2017
sewerpipe pasta
sewerpipe pasta by Telephony April 25, 2017