Definitions by telephony
sherbert
How a surprisingly large percentage of people pronounce (and spell) the word sherbet which is a frozen dairy product which is usually fruity with a minimal butterfat content.
ashhole
An inconsiderate smoker.
The ashhole will flip lighted cigarette stubs out of his automobile window, crush out his used siggerets on the sidewalk instead of extinguishing them in a sand urn or putting them back in the pack, continue to smoke around a nonsmoker who asks him politely to move (the ashhole just sits there like a lump of coal), drop cigarette stubs into a beer can at a party without telling anybody which can, etc.
The ashhole will flip lighted cigarette stubs out of his automobile window, crush out his used siggerets on the sidewalk instead of extinguishing them in a sand urn or putting them back in the pack, continue to smoke around a nonsmoker who asks him politely to move (the ashhole just sits there like a lump of coal), drop cigarette stubs into a beer can at a party without telling anybody which can, etc.
Metrosexual
A man who has a sexual attraction to city buses; esp. in Seattle where the transit system is called Metro and the buses are all labelled Metro on their fronts.
{Juan}: Hey Larry! Did you know that John is a Metrosexual?
{Larry}: Yes I did Juan; I've known that for years if not decades now. He's a real fucking bus freak.
{Larry}: Yes I did Juan; I've known that for years if not decades now. He's a real fucking bus freak.
Metrosexual by Telephony June 12, 2018
Fork you!
When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.
{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably
caddywompus
caddywompus is a surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "cattywampus"; generally defined as an arrangement of objects not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally or "(in this case) an aircraft such as a drone flying chaotically . An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.
caddywompus by Telephony June 2, 2018
horn
{Gordie}: Hey Craig, want a horn?
{Craig}: Sure!
{Gordie}: Grab us a coupla horns out of the fridge; dad doesn't need to know.
{Craig}: Sure!
{Gordie}: Grab us a coupla horns out of the fridge; dad doesn't need to know.
peepot
YUK!!! This tea is horrible!
What did you brew in the damn peepot anyway? Uric acid for Christ sakes?
What did you brew in the damn peepot anyway? Uric acid for Christ sakes?