545 definitions by telephony

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by telephony June 15, 2014

Punky Crisps

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.

You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine

by telephony July 23, 2014

synthetic hi-hats

The sound of a hi-hat (a pair of cymbals on a stand with a foot pedal that is used to open & close them; thus changing the sound that they make when struck with drumsticks) created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).

No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.

The song, "Move to the Beat" by the electronica group Monkey Zound has synthetic hi-hats in it! How kewl!

by telephony September 29, 2015

douched out

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.

Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.

by telephony December 6, 2011

carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel"

I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.

by telephony March 31, 2015

carmel

Pron. "\ˈkär-məl\" -- how many people say the word, "caramel".

I'm going to the store to buy some chocolate, carmel, and brown shurger.

by telephony April 1, 2015

kăt fūd

Plain and simple: cat food -- spelled phonetically (how it sounds).
Works best when printed vs. when spoken of course.

GROCERY LIST:
------------------------------------------------------
milk
eggs
bread
taper powels
bottle of Drāno
kăt fūd
kăt litter
kăt treats
2 kăt beds
toliet plunger
bungwipe
light blubs

by telephony April 1, 2015