telephony's definitions

bucking fusted

How one might type the phrase, "fucking busted" into an online BBS or forum in order to bypass the onboard censor found on many of these.

That damn drone is bucking fusted again? What'd ya do this time, crash into a building or something?!?

by Telephony August 2, 2018

assrat bastard

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.

That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O

by Telephony May 13, 2013

thingies

Boobs, as Butt-Head on MTVs "Beavis and Butt-Head" calls them.

I just wanna feel every part of me
Touching every part of you, huh-huh-huh
Especially your thingies, huh-huh-huh

by Telephony December 2, 2016

poo-poo

Another word for the ass (the toliet muscle, the buttocks, the bum, the butt, etc.)

Hold on a sec...I need to go wipe my poo-poo again because it feels unwiped!

by Telephony January 27, 2018

ṕ€n¡s

A way to type the word, "penis" that bypasses the onboard censors in many online BBS programs and forums (or, "fora" if you want to be an anal-retentive dick about it).

Some forums block posts that contain the word penis, so use ṕ€n¡s instead.
Ebay also blocks feedback containing the word penis, even if it is split into a very legitimate phrase.

On Ebay's feedback...
{Blocked}: The pen is very nice, thank you!
{Not blocked}: The ṕ€n ¡s very nice, thank you!

by Telephony January 16, 2021

defuckate

The act of defecating (taking a plop, dropping a stool, leaving a shit, having a poo, etc.) while engaged in sexual intercourse.

{Harold} Ahhh, harder, harder!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!

by Telephony May 15, 2020

douchenoozle

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.

Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.

by Telephony December 6, 2011