1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607
2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!
The deliberate destruction of a facsimile (fax) machine.
Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!
The intentional murder of a laser -- usually done in the name of science.
That scientist committed first degree lasercide on that poor, defenseless laser just to see how long it would operate at maximum candiosity...er...uh...INTENSITY before it pooped out.
Tearing, ripping, or otherwise mutilating the first several sheets off of a new toilet roll in an attempt to find the "start".
Man that's totally F'ed up!!! You really committed charmangulation on that roll of bungwipe, didn't you?
Has a very similar definition to the phrase for Christ's sake!
, but the devil is referenced instead of Jesus.
For Satan's sake, drink up or we'll be late for the next party!!!
A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowl
s at the rest stop with paper towels!