slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 22, 2003

crackasian

they think they're caucasian, but they're just asians on crack

"Hello!"
"AAHHHHH, it's a crackasian!"

by Ted April 09, 2005

Mumph

Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.

Honey, could you please take out the trash?

Mumph.

by Ted December 02, 2003

Greek Cow Stomach

Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.

I am the Greek Cow Stomach.
== Phil Prapopulous

by Ted March 12, 2003

intar

A prefix that can be added to any word associated with the internet to signify leetness.

intarmail (e-mail)
intarcash (paypal)
intarspam (e-mail spam)
intarfriends (your AIM/IRC buddies)

by ted August 15, 2004

Slip

to inflict shame or grief upon one's self by accident.

Bambi tried to dis' Amit, but he slipped himself.

by Ted March 13, 2003

scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

by Ted April 22, 2003