ted's definitions

hammerd

hammerd: To have a bit of hard A and a bunch of beer aka perfectly drunk

i was so hammerd i thought she was a prostetute

by Ted October 6, 2004

fatometer

Taken from the latin word 'meter' which means to measure, and the English word 'fat' meaning that jiggly cottage cheese bag around your gut and ass this word describes any kid of scale fat people use.

Alright chunky, get on the fatometer and make sure all of your sagging ankles make it on this time.

by Ted April 18, 2005

brushyourhair

bitches like to use the phrase "brush your hair"

Mary, the bitch told her kids to brush their hair

by ted January 11, 2003

whizzle

a white nizzle

by ted May 23, 2003

M etallic A

The assholes who ruined file sharing on the Internet.

Metalica sucks dude! That midget drummer of they have is in front of the grand jury raisin hell about Napster. Damn rich rock star needs more money I guess! I've bought my last Metalica record

by ted December 13, 2003

codeye

wernage irl

wern = codeye

by ted December 8, 2003

pennsylvania press

the act of pooping from ones anus directly into another persons anus

this pennsylvania press has given my anus quite the sore

by Ted May 3, 2004