ted's definitions

moneyobie

A legendary being whose presence is said to affect a vertiginous sickness.

moneyobie sucks. --Shakespeare

by ted April 6, 2004

Bingo

The Callout word when you See A Woman Bending Over

man i was walkin through the shoe store and in the process of headin to the restroom,i got a nice Bingo from this Milf in the athletic section!

by Ted April 6, 2005

mouth mixer

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.

Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.

by ted December 8, 2004

hozel

A hoe that likes dick usually from Lil Scrappy

Take Yo Hozel ass somewhere

by Ted February 4, 2005

grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

by Ted May 7, 2003

giggle shit

When you laugh so hard, you shit yourself. Giggle Shits (plural): When people around you discover that you've shit yourself from laughing too hard and they, in turn, shit themselves from laughing too hard at you having shit yourself.

"Quit making me laugh or I'll giggle shit myself!"

by Ted January 14, 2004

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003