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This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.
by ted April 21, 2003
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the appendage also called the male genitals....commonly known as sphere or unit. Typical amongst males and occasionally she/he's
by ted August 16, 2004
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by ted April 07, 2005
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A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.
Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.
Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.
Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....
"I'll never drink again"
Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.
Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.
Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....
"I'll never drink again"
by ted December 26, 2004
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a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2
by ted November 12, 2003
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